Competition: Random 'B' Word Story

Specifics

Write a story of at least 1/2 page, containing the words:

Blue Bacon Balloon Banana Bandage

And why B? Well, things beginning with B are obviously fantstic ;)

The specified words must be highlighted in some way to make identifying them easier. Fiction to be judged primarily on humour-content.

Platform

Fiction

Comments

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