Competition: [Cestus] Changing of the Guard

Specifics

Write 1-2 pages of fiction:

Cestus has recently lost its much beloved Quaestor Ronovi Tavisaen who has been replaced by a dark and mildly xenophobic Ubese!

How does this transfer of power go down? Is it a hostile takeover or a peaceful transition? Is it welcomed by the house or is there unrest?

You will be judged not only on your writing ability but how crazy the entire situation goes down. The weirder and more convoluted the better :). Don't worry about offending me, it's all in good fun!

Platform

Word Processors

Awards

Fourth level crescents to 3 best entries.