Imagine that your character has been AWOL for half a year (in-character) already. Now you have returned and you are ordered to go to your superior and give out an explanation for your absence, which you don't really have.
What would you say?
The writings will be rated according to how funny and original they are. Go for your best fake excuse!
Minimum of 1 page, in 12PT TNR.
Writing.
Approved by House Summit.
Fifth-level Crescents.
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