Competition: Poetry for the henchman

Specifics

well dark jedi, you're evil geniuses (some) and as we learned from the original superman series, evil geniuses have henchmen (stupid, plotting, sick, weird, spooked, ....). Write a poem about your henchmen and remember, they can't all be smart superathletes or you'd be GM or they'd have killed you and taken your place.

Platform

poetry, MS Word

Comments

remember to have fun