Shaz'air Taldrya has nominated you to be the temporary OFH intern in charge of taking care of the old people. What Shaz'air doesn't realize is that the OFH is more than a place to hide the old folk, it's an elite paramilitary organization that tackles impossible missions for fame, riches, and to fend off boredom.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and you really have no choice in the matter when it comes to these guys) is to serve as the OFH's guinea pig, bait, human shield, etc, whilst they complete the job.
Scenario Your story should begin with you being appointed intern to the Old Folks' Home. The how and why are up to you. The OFH is contracted by a mysterious client who wants the team to eliminate Sithy Claus and destroy his fortress located on an ice-planet. What the client forgot to mention was Sith Claus has a cadre of disciples—his Force-trained elves and their warbeasts.
Where you take the story is up to you, but remember the OFH always gets the job done. One thing I'll point out to make the writing a bit less difficult: don't take the entire team on the mission, it'll get hard to keep everything organized. Teams of 3-4 are perfect with a few small cameos from the rest.
Criteria * Humor * Excitement * Hilarity * Witty dialogue * I think you get it. :P
I'm not a big stickler for spelling and proper grammar—if it reads decently enough that's fine with me. What I want is a great adventure tale with lots of excitement, hilarity, and partial nudity. Keep in mind that the OFH universe is not DB canon. The characters and their personas are slightly different in the OFH.
The goal is to have fun and be as crazy and off-the-wall as you can, while completing the mission in a blaze of OFH glory.
Resources http://wiki.darkjedibrotherhood.com/view/Old_Folks%27_Home
Rules: * 300 word minimum * .doc/.docx with standard 12-point font * No plagiarism, but parody is okay (desirable)
All entries for this event must be sent to Shadow Taldrya at: [Log in to view e-mail addresses] and the Taldryan Summit at: [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
4th level Crescents to the top 3 placers!
Special Rewards: The winning entry will be added to the list of OFH De-classified Missions and the winner will get their own OFH dossier!! Woo!
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