Competition: Caption Fun #2

Specifics

Here's the second part of the Caption Fun comps. The picture is at this site: http://www.theforce.net/humor/captioning/pics/caption99.jpg. Come up with a funny caption. Top three winners get shinies

Platform

Anything like Microsoft Word or Notepad.

Comments

QUA approved. I am granting everyone three weeks to do this comp. since the holidays are here and some of you will be busy with family and the like. Email entries to [Log in to view e-mail addresses]. Enjoy!