Competition: RTFR2.0: Episode 7, Beware the Power of Darth Duckface

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RTFR2.0: Episode 7, Beware the Power of Darth Duckface

Specifics

Welcome to the next installment of the RTFR, your most favourite competition that ever did live. In order to compete in this competition, you have but one job... Read The Fucking Report, and do what it tells you.

Yes little automaton, you must do what the report says!

Platform

This competition utilizes the interwebs, in all it's great glory, and the glorious darkjedibrotherhood.com website.

Details

See the picture that will not be posted anywhere except within the weekly Aedile report. Caption the photo. Profit by way of delicious and scrumptious pillsbury crescents... and regular crescent medals.

Once you have decided on your most fantabulous of captions, subscribe to this competition, and submit your caption for my decisive judgement as to how funny you are. If you're not funny, be warned, I will mock you. I will also mock you if your name is Howlader. That is all.

Competition Information
Organized by
Prophet Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor
Running time
2013-12-05 until 2013-12-11 (7 days)
Target Unit
Clan Taldryan
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
10 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.
Results
Member
Lieutenant Colonel Soren Leonis
Submission
Lieutenant Colonel Soren Leonis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
Master Aidan Kincaid
Submission
Master Aidan Kincaid opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Augur Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

Morning Selfie! #GalacticEmpire #KillingRebels #DarkFatherKnowsBest #Hashtag #TotallyFeelLikeChokingABitchToday #JustKidding #NotKidding #ShouldIUseMyHandsOrUseTheForce #WhyNotBoth

Placement
3rd place
Member
Warlord Shaz'air Taldrya
Textual submission

Do the new corvette corridor lights make my head look big? #fightingrebels #nomakeup #justoutofbed #anotherboringdayatwork

Placement
3rd place
Member
Mystic Rathus Marr
Textual submission

BAE caught me Sithin' ;)

(ref: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/caught-me-sleeping-bae-caught-me-slippin)

Placement
5th place
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

“Just wait till Leia Organa sees my charming smile!” *snickers evilly as he admires his pic* ”Oh wait…that’s just my stupid mask”.

Placement
No placement
Member
Augur Tra'an Reith di Plagia
Submission
Augur Tra'an Reith di Plagia opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Prophet Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission

"Does this helmet make my ass look fat?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Prophet Halcyon Rokir Taldrya
Textual submission

This app pales in comparison to the power of...wait, are my cheeks really that big? *duckface*

Placement
No placement
Member
Savant Nero Inferni
Textual submission

Darth Vader right after sacking a rebel blockade runner looking for stolen Imperial plans.

Placement
No placement
Member
Augur Windos
Textual submission

I know I can't win (?) but:

A selfie of the Dark Lord taking a selfie... that's some smeging Dark Side of the Force right there.

Placement
No placement