Competition: RTFR2.0: Episode 7, Beware the Power of Darth Duckface

Finished

RTFR2.0: Episode 7, Beware the Power of Darth Duckface

Specifics

Welcome to the next installment of the RTFR, your most favourite competition that ever did live. In order to compete in this competition, you have but one job... Read The Fucking Report, and do what it tells you.

Yes little automaton, you must do what the report says!

Platform

This competition utilizes the interwebs, in all it's great glory, and the glorious darkjedibrotherhood.com website.

Details

See the picture that will not be posted anywhere except within the weekly Aedile report. Caption the photo. Profit by way of delicious and scrumptious pillsbury crescents... and regular crescent medals.

Once you have decided on your most fantabulous of captions, subscribe to this competition, and submit your caption for my decisive judgement as to how funny you are. If you're not funny, be warned, I will mock you. I will also mock you if your name is Howlader. That is all.

Competition Information

Organized by: Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor
Running time: 2013-12-05 until 2013-12-11 (7 days)
Target Unit: Clan Taldryan
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 10 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.

Results

1st place

Kaz Raith

Member: Kaz Raith
Submission: Kaz Raith opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Aidan Kincaid

Member: Aidan Kincaid
Submission: Aidan Kincaid opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Inquisitor Shaz'air Taldrya

Member: Inquisitor Shaz'air Taldrya
Textual submission: Do the new corvette corridor lights make my head look big? #fightingrebels #nomakeup #justoutofbed #anotherboringdayatwork
Placement: 3rd place

3rd place

Adept Alaris Jinn

Member: Adept Alaris Jinn
Textual submission: Morning Selfie! #GalacticEmpire #KillingRebels #DarkFatherKnowsBest #Hashtag #TotallyFeelLikeChokingABitchToday #JustKidding #NotKidding #ShouldIUseMyHandsOrUseTheForce #WhyNotBoth
Placement: 3rd place

5th place

Rathus Marr

Member

Rathus Marr

Textual submission

BAE caught me Sithin' ;)

(ref: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/caught-me-sleeping-bae-caught-me-slippin)

Placement

5th place

Reaver Tra'an Reith di Plagia

Member: Reaver Tra'an Reith di Plagia
Submission: Reaver Tra'an Reith di Plagia opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Reaper Ryuu Suoh

Member: Reaper Ryuu Suoh
Textual submission: Darth Vader right after sacking a rebel blockade runner looking for stolen Imperial plans.
Placement: No placement

Lord Halcyon

Member: Lord Halcyon
Textual submission: This app pales in comparison to the power of...wait, are my cheeks really that big? *duckface*
Placement: No placement

Howlader Taldrya

Member: Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission: "Does this helmet make my ass look fat?"
Placement: No placement

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Textual submission: “Just wait till Leia Organa sees my charming smile!” *snickers evilly as he admires his pic* ”Oh wait…that’s just my stupid mask”.
Placement: No placement

Augur Windos

Member

Augur Windos

Textual submission

I know I can't win (?) but:

A selfie of the Dark Lord taking a selfie... that's some smeging Dark Side of the Force right there.

Placement

No placement