Competition: Caption Time! New Years Caption Contest #2

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Caption Time! New Years Caption Contest #2

Specifics

It's almost new years! To finish out the year, lets have some light, easy fun.

Create a caption for the following image:

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Platform

Text-Entry-Field

Details

Grading will be based on humor and creativity, subjective to the judge (Wally).

Competition Information

Organized by: Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae
Running time: 2013-12-29 until 2014-01-05 (8 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fifth Level Crescents
Participants: 35 subscribers, of which 34 have participated.

Results

1st place

Jeric Cyrin

Member: Jeric Cyrin
Textual submission: Jawa: "Maar-tee-nee!!"
Stormtrooper: "I'm gonna need one of those after tonight"
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Adem Bol'era

Member: Adem Bol'era
Textual submission: Unfortunately, Ringo was not informed of the exact costume theme for the album cover of the Beatles' new Star Wars compilation.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Battlelord Mateus Kelborn

Member

Battlelord Mateus Kelborn

Textual submission

"Look! The cars are stopping for us!"

"The power of Emperor Christ compels them! He protects all!"

Placement

3rd place

4th place

Archangel Palpatine

Member: Archangel Palpatine
Textual submission: TK-718 escorting the visiting dignitaries from Tatooine, quoted as saying "What the hell is untini!? Seriously! I'll shove that utini upside your utini, you creepy little gremlin!"
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Montresor

Member: Montresor
Submission: Montresor opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 5th place

5th place

Kaz Raith

Member: Kaz Raith
Submission: Kaz Raith opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 5th place

Naomi Felian

Member: Naomi Felian
Textual submission: Careful, Jehovah's witnesses now travel around with state protection
Placement: No placement

Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr

Member: Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission: Three Jawas and a little Lady....coming to the big screen this summer
Placement: No placement

Meleu Karthdo

Member: Meleu Karthdo
Textual submission: Jawas version of the Beatles, with frontman Stormtrooper John
Placement: No placement

Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia

Member: Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission: "I didn't know they had Jawagrams in New York."
Placement: No placement

Adept Xantros

Member: Adept Xantros
Textual submission: "Help save the Death Star"
"Move along, kids, move along."
"These Jawa are under the protection of the mighty Imperial Army."
"Mighty Morphin' Power Jawa."
Placement: No placement

Envoy Taranae Rhode

Member

Envoy Taranae Rhode

Textual submission

Jawa#1 : 'Well it sure looked like it....'

Stormtrooper : 'I TOLD you guys this wasn't Coruscant!

Placement

No placement

Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia

Member

Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia

Textual submission

Jawa-hova's Witnesses

OP Furios Morega
11513

Placement

No placement

Zanet Xox

Member: Zanet Xox
Submission: Zanet Xox opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Zed

Member: Zed
Textual submission: Move along….move along.
Placement: No placement

Adi Ka'Taramas

Member: Adi Ka'Taramas
Textual submission: I don't think we are on Tatooine any more.
Placement: No placement

Kairus

Member

Kairus

Textual submission

Trooper: I think the emperor will be pleased, we finally found our 3 wise men for the Manger scene on Broadway...and they're already in costume!

Jawa: Utinni!!

Trooper: Yeah, mmhmm...exactly! (Grumbles to himself..."Say Utinni one more time you little...")

Placement

No placement

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
File submission: snapshotcomp.jpg
Textual submission: Submission
Placement: No placement

Ellie-Marie Kinsha

Member: Ellie-Marie Kinsha
Textual submission: Some parents are just a little to obsessed for their childrens own good.
Placement: No placement

Garloaf

Member: Garloaf
Submission: Garloaf opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

General Stres'tron'garmis

Member: General Stres'tron'garmis
Submission: General Stres'tron'garmis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Textual submission: Those dang little guys! They're always taking hood ornaments and trying to hijack vans!
Placement: No placement

Battlelord Ra'gnar

Member: Battlelord Ra'gnar
Submission: Battlelord Ra'gnar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Master Aramis Taelyan

Member: Master Aramis Taelyan
Textual submission: Life Changes. Friends don't.
Placement: No placement

Rilin Farris

Member: Rilin Farris
Textual submission: I don't know, I got a bad feeling about this. Are you sure this is Abbey Road?
Placement: No placement

Cartel Dh'than

Member: Cartel Dh'than
Textual submission: Stormtrooper "Guys, this isn't the downtown we're looking for."
Placement: No placement

Condar Sovar

Member

Condar Sovar

Textual submission

"TK-421 and the Jawa's Three" to release new Album: "Broadway Road"

(Wasn't sure if that was Broadway or 42nd Street, so I went with the one that made more sense in context)

For Reference, just in case: http://dgeiu3fz282x5.cloudfront.net/g/l/lgmr804+abbey-road-album-cover-the-beatles-giant-poster.jpg

Placement

No placement

Xeipha

Member: Xeipha
Textual submission: Stormtrooper: You have the poses right... But something tells me you guys are pretty far off from recreating the Abbey Rhode album...
Placement: No placement

Lucyeth

Member

Lucyeth

Textual submission

That's where it is. Happy Holidays fellas, May the 4th be you!

Lucyeth
#13700

Placement

No placement

Anduriel

Member: Anduriel
Textual submission: Second Java: "I am so glad we sold those droids! I've always wanted to see the Big Apple! Fred! Don't forget to keep track of that concubine you bought..."
Placement: No placement