Competition: Darth Poe

Finished
Darth Poe

The poem can be any genre of poetry. The works of poetry submitted must be centered on a Force power. Funniest poem wins.

Competition Information
Organized by
Zed
Running time
2013-12-30 until 2014-02-01 (about 1 month)
Target Unit
Clan Plagueis
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

You don't think I'm frightening?
Then take a look at my force lightning!
You say it just felt like a force poke?
Then feast your eyes on my force choke!

I'm such a pathetic excuse for a Dark Jedi,
My master asked me if I'm sure I'm even a guy,
I always get knocked back on my toosh!
I can't even manage a slight force push...

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Montresor
Member
Montresor
Submission
Montresor opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Zanet Xox
Member
Zanet Xox
Textual submission

Aabsdu Dupar - #5580

"Silly Jedi"

Silly Jedi can
not recognize the power
that comes from lightning

But those who do know
are still silly and call it
Emerald Lightning

Placement
3rd place
Member
Battlelord Ra'gnar
Submission
Battlelord Ra'gnar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
4th place
5th place
Naomi Felian
Member
Naomi Felian
Submission
Naomi Felian opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
5th place