Competition: Darth Poe

Finished

Darth Poe

The poem can be any genre of poetry. The works of poetry submitted must be centered on a Force power. Funniest poem wins.

Competition Information

Organized by: Zed
Running time: 2013-12-30 until 2014-02-01 (about 1 month)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 5 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.

Results

1st place

A deleted dossier

Member

A deleted dossier

Textual submission

You don't think I'm frightening?
Then take a look at my force lightning!
You say it just felt like a force poke?
Then feast your eyes on my force choke!

I'm such a pathetic excuse for a Dark Jedi,
My master asked me if I'm sure I'm even a guy,
I always get knocked back on my toosh!
I can't even manage a slight force push...

Placement

1st place

2nd place

Montresor