Competition: Cheap Quickie

Specifics

Write a poem. . .about yourself (your character self, that is). Don't use "I" though, write it as if someone else were writing about you. This can be funny, serious, whatever. But be sure to write it in a way that it is at least long enough to have information about you, like. . .what you look like, what you enjoy, what you hate, who you've killed, your favorite weapon, your worst trait, your mad skills, where you were born, how your parents died (we all know no one's parents still live. =P ), your mental illnesses, etc, etc.

Awards

1st - Emerald Star (Cr-1E) 2nd - Topaz Star (Cr-1T) 3rd - Quartz Star (Cr-1Q)