Competition: Who is The Prankster King?!?

Specifics

This quick, easy, and fun comp will allow you to prank whoever you wish in the Brotherhood. Write a fiction about who you are pranking and what the prank is and if the prank is successful or goes horribly wrong.

Platform

Any platform is accepted, though anything other than the text box is preferred

Details

I will be judging based on the overall sillyness and humor in the fiction so be creative. the minimum word count is 300 words, any less and you entry will be disqualified. The reward will be 4th Level Crescents and if the winner wishes, he or she may crown his or herself with an imaginary crown and give him or herself the title of ultimate prankster king (or queen). You may flaunt your fake and meaningless power as much as you want, but only if you win. :)