Competition: Odan-Urr Comedy Series - Titan Facts

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Odan-Urr Comedy Series - Titan Facts

Background

Scholars from Menat Ombo have begun chronicling the legends of the Titan of New Tython, Mirus Hi'ja for a monument project in his honor. To that end they are asking for your input into any "facts" you may know about the Titan.

Platform

Submission form (text)

Details

Come up with a "fact" or "facts" about our very own Titan of New Tython in the format of a Chuck Norris joke. For example, "The Titan of New Tython doesn't sleep, he waits."

Competitors can submit as many "facts" as they want into the submission form and the judge will pick the best one for placement/scoring.

Entries will be judged on humor, originality, cleverness, and bonus points for references to something Mirus has actually done or said.

Competition Information

Organized by: Councillor Turel Sorenn
Running time: 2014-06-20 until 2014-06-30 (11 days)
Target Unit: Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fifth Level Crescents
Participants: 7 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.

Results

1st place

Cartel Dh'than

Member

Cartel Dh'than

Textual submission

The Titan of New Tython doesn't eat cheese; he cuts it.

The Titan of New Tython doesn't use a ruler to measure his penis; 3m uses he Titans penis to measure a foot

The Titan of New Tython never heard of R2-D2 and C3pO; he hates romance stories

There used to be a trade route named after The Titan of New Tython; but nobody crosses The Titan and lives.

The Death Star didn't destroy Alderaan; it was actually the Titan.

There isn't a good side and a bad side; there is the side the Titan is on, and the side you don't want to e on.

The Titan of Mew Tython wasn't merely born on the Death Star; he built it with his own hands.

The Titan doesn't come to the wrong address; you open the wrong door.

Thunder is the sound the world makes when it trembles in fear of the Titan of New Tython.

The Titan of New Tython spelled backwards is Death Star.

Placement

1st place

2nd place

Ambassador Revak K'Urr

Member

Ambassador Revak K'Urr

Textual submission

1. Jerjerrod: “I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.”

Vader: “…Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." The Titan steps off the Shuttle.

2. The Titan found the droids HE was looking for.

3. The Titan is Vader's father.

4. When the Titan bullseyes womp rats, he does it from Coruscant.

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Lu'aisha Gresee

Member: Lu'aisha Gresee
Submission: Lu'aisha Gresee opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Captain Morgan Sorenn

Member: Captain Morgan Sorenn
Textual submission: "The Titan once punched death in the face, that's why he can't die."
"The Titan crushed Oberyn's face."
Placement: 4th place

Councillor Turel Sorenn

Member: Councillor Turel Sorenn
Submission: Councillor Turel Sorenn opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement