Competition: Odan-Urr Limericks

Finished

Odan-Urr Limericks

Specifics

Limerick competition. You can write about anything or anyone in House Odan-Urr and New Tython.

Written.

Grading will be based mostly on entertainment value, but ensure you follow the correct syntax for a limerick. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

Competition Information

Results

1st place

Member: Kairus
Textual submission: There once was a mighty Titan named Mirus,
Until he contracted a very nasty virus.
He became desolate and peaky,
Always weak and quite leaky,
So he had to pass his title on to Kairus.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Member: Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission: There once was a fellow named Sang
Who had a big massive Wang
All of the girls were staring
And good old Sang was too caring
So he invited them all over for a quick bang
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Member: Battlelord Mateus Kelborn
Textual submission: There once was an Aedile of Urr,
Whose arms were all covered in fur.
He tried to do work,
Got distracted by twerk
And stared at that ass going durrrrrrrrrr
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Member: Ambassador Revak K'Urr
Textual submission: When I was a wee Jedi Lad,
I went to Kashyyk with my Dad.
We met a Wookie,
Who gave me a cookie.
Then oh the bad gas that I had.
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Member: Molon “Ji” Wua
Textual submission: I do hail from the planet Gand
and I get more bitches than Bond
I pack up my blade
and go out to get laid
Sporting saber, wiener, and wand
Placement: 5th place