Competition: "...this cant be good!" Caption Contest

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"...this cant be good!" Caption Contest

Specifics

I don't know what's going on, but this cant be good! Tell the story of this image by crafting a caption. This could be anything from an inspirational poster to simple dialogue between the characters. There is no topic restrictions so anything goes.

Platform

Submit via the site plain text or Google-Doc link if your submission uses the image.

Details

No limit on length or context. Just have fun!

Competition Information
Organized by
Grand Inquisitor Lizuni Heraga
Running time
2014-08-01 until 2014-08-07 (7 days)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fifth Level Crescents
Participants
9 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
1st place
Kairus
Member
Kairus
Textual submission

Yoda: My behind, who is touching?
Ms. Piggy (whispers): I'll give you a hint, there are more than just the three of us here!
Kermit pats Yoda's back consolingly.

Placement
1st place
Member
Mandalorian Darcy Avarik
Textual submission

"Marry her, you cannot or else look like me, you will."

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Justin Wayne
Member
Justin Wayne
Textual submission

Miss Piggy to Yoda: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true. I AM your MOTHER!"

Justin Wayne
Pin #10250

Placement
3rd place
Member
Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Textual submission

"What is this Miss Piggy sandwich of which you speak? Want to make one I do not."

Placement
4th place
Member
Battlelord Mateus Kelborn
Textual submission

"When nine hundred years old he age, be as big, he will not!"

Placement
5th place