Specifics

We all have things that annoy us. Dirty robes, idiot Padawans, or Jar Jar Binks - it's different things for different people, but it's that one thing that anytime you encounter it you start seeing red. What is it for you?

Platform

The written word (Word attachments preferred).

Details

Written in the first-person, tell me what annoys your character the most out of everything in the galaxy and how you deal with it. Submissions should be a minimum of 500 words and will be graded based on how much and how hard you make me laugh.