Competition: Star Wars Rebels Caption Contest

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Star Wars Rebels Caption Contest

Specifics

I'm excited about Star Wars Rebels - I haven't seen the first episode yet, but it's on my list of things to do. In honor of what I hope is a fun new way for us to get our Star Wars fix here's a chance for you to show off your captioning chops!

Platform

Feel free to simply caption the below image in the text submission box.

Details

Provide a caption for this image. Submissions will be graded on their humor and originality.

Competition Information
Organized by
Adept Farrin Xies Tarentae
Running time
2014-10-08 until 2014-10-22 (15 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
21 subscribers, of which 18 have participated.
Results
Member
Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor
Textual submission

Does this blaster make my ass look big?

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Kooks
Member
Kooks
Submission
Kooks opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Lord Halcyon
Member
Lord Halcyon
Submission
Lord Halcyon opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
File submission
delakrebels.png
Placement
4th place
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission

"Alright, who's up for some shawarma?"

Placement
5th place
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

Are you going to tell us that smell is leaking hyperdrive coolant again?

Placement
No placement
Member
Meleu Karthdo
Textual submission

"I'm glad this thing has auto piloting"

Placement
No placement
Member
Major Jon Silvon
Textual submission

Four seats, five crew....why no captains chair?

Placement
No placement
Member
Omega Kira
Textual submission

"Ok.... which one of you farted?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission

Top : Really Kanan?
Bottom : WE SAW YOU FAP

Placement
No placement
Member
Serenla
Textual submission

You did the Kessel Run in HOW many parsecs?

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Xantros
Submission
Adept Xantros opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Talon Drear
Textual submission

"For a guy with Jedi-reflexes, you sure do suck at Musical Chairs"

Placement
No placement
Member
Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Submission
Champion Rajhin Cindertail opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Antar Locke
Textual submission

"Yes I realize that my armor doesn't cover any vital organs, I just like the way it feels."

Antar
13883

Placement
No placement
Member
General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla
Textual submission

Captain fellow: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Twi'lek chick: Big damn heroes, sir.
Captain: Ain't we just.

Placement
No placement
Member
Ernordeth Puer-Irae
Textual submission

What should we do next: Something good, something bad? Bit of both?

Placement
No placement
Member
Mauro Wynter
Textual submission

"Yea, they are Dockers..."

Placement
No placement
Member
Vosiri Lightscrest
Textual submission

"Sometimes... it's obvious who farted."

Placement
No placement