Competition: Scions of Cocytus Notice: Predor Denis (Mad Libs)

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Scions of Cocytus Notice: Predor Denis (Mad Libs)

ISI has uncovered details of another member of Fias Zhan's growing forces in the Cocytus System, and you must send a message to everyone in the Empire about it. It seems however that in your haste to download the message on your way out the door, the file was corrupted and some data is missing. You're late to show up at the press briefing so you need to hastily fill in the missing gaps and hand it over to the State Run Press to run the news.

When you subscribe you will be given a list of word types, fill out the list with the appropriate type of word and submit the completed list either as part of a file or on the site submission text box. I will grade based on how well the resulting story flows based on choices with an emphasis on unintended humor or ridiculousness, and provide the resulting story back to all participants.

Competition Information
Organized by
Master Aramis Taelyan
Running time
2014-11-11 until 2014-11-28 (18 days)
Target Unit
Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
10 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
1st place
Mauro Wynter
Member
Mauro Wynter
Textual submission

1. oily
2. cantelope
3. dark
4. cats
5. blue
6. green
7. dogs
8. testicles
9. thong
10. dongs
11. worst
12. slowly
13. satchel
14. leathery
15. 13
16. old
17. Ulfsark

Placement
1st place
Member
Major Jon Silvon
Textual submission

Flashy
Birds
Heartless
Speeders
Green
Ruby
Rancors
Fist
Hood
Timey whimey
Shiny
Quite
Empire
Fascist
56
Brilliant
Evant

Placement
2nd place
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission

Colorful
Tuk'ata
Wild
Dark Jedi
Black
Silver
Lightsabers
Torso
Jacket
Allonz-y
Difficult
Quickly
Obelisk
Strong
Five
Crazy
Eether

Placement
3rd place
Member
Lucyeth
File submission
mad_lib.docx
Textual submission

SW Lucyeth
#13700

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Xantros
Submission
Adept Xantros opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
upsidexumop
Textual submission

1. abandoned
2. people
3. delightful
4. parents
5. red
6. black
7.tables
8. arm
9. left sock
10. abibliophobia
11. fat
12. accidentally
13. history
14. reliable
15. seven
16. gifted
17. djk delak krennel

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Idris Adenn
Textual submission

1. vivacious
2. poodle
3. gallant
4. alcoholics
5. blue
6. red
7. storm troopers
8. thigh
9. glove
10. Ecdysiast
11. ginormous
12. brutally
13. folding chair
14. glowing
15. sixty-five
16. dull
17. Xantros

Placement
No placement