Competition: Funniest meme challenge

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Funniest meme challenge

Create a caption/wording for the still frame image from Episode VII trailer and create a new Star Wars themed meme. You do NOT need photoshop the image to make it look like an official meme just simply submit the text you come up with. The funniest meme wins.

below is an EXAMPLE meme http://starwarsfans.wikia.com/wiki/File:Padme_meme.jpg?file=Padme_meme.jpg

Competition Information
Organized by
Raider Zed
Running time
2014-12-30 until 2015-01-31 (about 1 month)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
29 subscribers, of which 22 have participated.
Results
Member
Warlord Rhys Pwyll
Textual submission

My face when Oberst says he wants to give a good fisting.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Warlord Shadow Palpatine Nighthunter
Textual submission

You're breaking my heart! How can you not love that broad saber in Episode seven? It's because I'm a Stormtrooper isn't it?

Placement
3rd place
Member
Battlemaster Misium
File submission
MisiumAllTheThings.png
Placement
No placement
Member
Colonel Kenath Zoron
Textual submission

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Placement
No placement
Member
Reaver Occultan Iacul
Textual submission

Man at least leave me a wifi conection

Placement
No placement
Member
Vanguard Maximus Alvinius
File submission
memechallenge.jpg
Placement
No placement
Member
Savant Scarlet Agna
File submission
star_wars_meme_finished.jpg
Placement
No placement
Member
Warrior Magik
Textual submission

How did I get stranded on this distant planet!

Placement
No placement
Member
Knight Gellm'arco'nuruodo
Textual submission

My face when: I can't remember where I parked my landspeeder

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Lucyeth
Textual submission

WTF!?

Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

The look you get from me when you tell me I was going to the beach and then dropped me on Tatooine.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Omega Kira
Textual submission

Was that a fart? Or did I just shit my pants?

Placement
No placement
Member
Peacekeeper Droveth Kathera Vectivi
Textual submission

40 years of improved movie technology

still uses flex drainage pipes as armor

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Morax Darkblade
Textual submission

"Rushing to nearest toilet after holding it in for so long, Sarlacc just swallowed it."

off record:

Like bad luck Brian style.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Dracaryis
File submission
Weaintfound.png
Placement
No placement
Member
Augur Junazee
File submission
sw_vii_meme.png
Textual submission

My other one was a picture of a single stromtrooper, looking cool.

"Missing these targets"

"Like a BOSS!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Vanguard Corvus Corax
Textual submission

You mean to tell me that you're not okay with a black stormtrooper

Even though there's a black jedi in the prequels. Say it again, I dare you.

Placement
No placement
Member
Raider Jon Silvon
Textual submission

Why is he wearing armor in the desert to begin with?

Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
File submission
Star-Wars-Episode-VII-The-Force-Awakens-Still-Images.png
Textual submission

When you're beating it at night and your parents are moving outside your door

Placement
No placement
Member
Commander Vosiri Lightscrest
Textual submission

Very funny guys.. Where's the ocean?

Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair Aiden Dru
File submission
Star-Wars-03-GQ_28Nov14_b_1083x658.jpg
Textual submission

I sense a disturbance in my pants

Placement
No placement
Member
Warrior Egregious
File submission
g1ow4_(1).jpg
Placement
No placement