Competition: Appease the Emperor

Only those who see the truth in the universe, understand that the dark side is the closest way to power and perfection. And everyone knows that the closer one is to the dark side, the more one is with the force and destruction. And everyone knows that the darkest thing the sith and the dark side have ever known...is chocolate. And what better gift for the Emperor than this rich creamy fudge chocolate cake? It came express from the best bakery in the galaxy, who is only ever contracted to serve kings and emperors. See the thick layers of chocolate fudge frosting almost oozing off the cake in anticipation? And...what do you mean there's a slice cut out of it? Well I certainly didn't touch it! No, see my fingers are clean! It must have been the delivery man. He did have a sneaky look on his face. Yes, I'll make sure he's properly punished. You'd like a fork with that, your Majesty? Yes, I'll get one right away.

http://www.cakeideaspics.com/moist-chocolate-fudge-cake-recipe/moist-chocolate-fudge-cake-recipe-easy/

I give him a lifetime VIP pass to Big Daddy's Gentleman's Club. It is good at all 12 galactic locations!

Link to my bit

http://www.makebeliefscomix.com/Comix/?comix_id=41355806C1578893

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