Competition: May the Fourth: Caption This (Dark Side)

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May the Fourth: Caption This (Dark Side)

Caption this dark side image. The most entertaining caption wins!

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Competition Information
Organized by
Valhavoc
Running time
2015-05-04 until 2015-05-05 (2 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Second Level Crescents
Participants
48 subscribers, of which 41 have participated.
Results
1st place
Seyda Norith
Member
Seyda Norith
Textual submission

In the future, everything will be chrome.

Placement
1st place
Member
Adept Alaris Jinn
Submission
Adept Alaris Jinn opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Master Windos
Member
Master Windos
Textual submission

Send your armor to the dry cleaner, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
...I look like a shiny hub cap.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Mandalorian Darcy Avarik
Textual submission

Order your new body armour today, to receive this stylish, matching cape!

Placement
4th place
Member
Padawan Tisto Kingang
File submission
Puppy_saver.png
Placement
5th place
Member
Lucyeth
Textual submission

i'll be back
SW Lucyeth
#13700

Placement
No placement
Member
Vanessa Rhode
Textual submission

Wow, this Brasso cleaner is good stuff!

Placement
No placement
Member
Envoy Taranae Rhode
Textual submission

This armour recycled from At-At parts is pretty nice - shame about the huge feet though.... Shiny!!!

Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

OK come on and walk this way. Walk this way. Do the chrometrooper with me.

Placement
No placement
Member
Marcus Kiriyu
Textual submission

They see me shinin', they hatin',
Patrolling, they tryin' to catch my chrome bein' dirty!

Placement
No placement
Member
Corvus Corax
Textual submission

Falls in love with a king.
He's gay.
Oops... wrong franchise

Placement
No placement
Member
Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission

When presented with this uniform option, the head of the Imperial Design Bureau shouted "NO CAPES!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Adem Bol'era
Textual submission

New Imperial Army countermeasures to Jedi opponents include shock-and-awe fashion tactics, which fight fire with fabulous cloaks.

Placement
No placement
Member
Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission

What do you get when Darth Vader falls in love with a Stormtrooper... DJK Chrome

Placement
No placement
Member
Mako Henymory
Textual submission

"you can't stop this swag"

Placement
No placement
Member
Nashiro Kakos
Textual submission

Coming December 2016...

TIN MAN

He wants a heart... YOURS!

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Halcyon
Textual submission

Frakkin' Cylons have invaded the Imperials!

Placement
No placement
Member
Aaleeshah
Submission
Aaleeshah opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Ernordeth Puer-Irae
Textual submission

Weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4

Placement
No placement
Member
Qor Kith
Textual submission

"When your dad asks you to go the bar with him."

Placement
No placement
Member
General Stres'tron'garmis
Submission
General Stres'tron'garmis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Bobecc Varga
Textual submission

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Placement
No placement
Member
Sa Ool
Textual submission

Hmmm i wonder what they are going to have for chow today?

Placement
No placement
Member
Vyrim
Textual submission

Gonna fuck some bitches up in my chrome jumpsuit!

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Pel Tarentae
Textual submission

If Silver Surfer and a Stormtrooper had a child....

Placement
No placement
Member
Ulfsark
Textual submission

Following the rebels to the tar swamp wasn't a good idea.

Placement
No placement
Member
upsidexumop
Textual submission

"I'm a shiny pretty princess "

Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair Chrome
Textual submission

Don't shoot until you see the reflection in their..........................armor?

Placement
No placement
Member
Jalen Ramz
Textual submission

Now if I could just get a matching blaster rifle...

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

When Rebel scum has you down, choose Dark Trooperâ„¢

Placement
No placement
Member
General Kell Palpatine Dante
Textual submission

I'm a badass... and I know it.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Farrin Xies Tarentae
Textual submission

Still can't aim. Still can't take a shot to the armor. But at least he has the cape...

Placement
No placement
Member
Anshar Kahn Tarentae
Submission
Anshar Kahn Tarentae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Athrun Zala
File submission
darksidecaption.png
Placement
No placement
Member
Lu'aisha Gresee
Submission
Lu'aisha Gresee opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Aiden Dru
Textual submission

"so glad the empire decided to invest in these snuggies, it's so much warmer with these things"

Placement
No placement
Member
Jai'de Serpens
File submission
image.jpg
Textual submission

Jai'de Serpens - 14158

Placement
No placement
Member
Jason Hunter
Textual submission

"I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop staring at my cod piece."

Placement
No placement
Member
Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission

Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day,
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way.

Placement
No placement
Member
Mayda Ferium
Submission
Mayda Ferium opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Egregious
Textual submission

Yes. Yes. I know I am shiny

Placement
No placement