Competition: May the Fourth: Caption This (Dark Side)

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May the Fourth: Caption This (Dark Side)

Caption this dark side image. The most entertaining caption wins!

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Competition Information

Organized by: Valhavoc
Running time: 2015-05-04 until 2015-05-05 (2 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 48 subscribers, of which 41 have participated.

Results

1st place

Seyda Norith

Member: Seyda Norith
Textual submission: In the future, everything will be chrome.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Adept Alaris Jinn

Member: Adept Alaris Jinn
Submission: Adept Alaris Jinn opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Augur Windos

Member: Augur Windos
Textual submission: Send your armor to the dry cleaner, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
...I look like a shiny hub cap.
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Mandalorian Darcy Avarik

Member: Mandalorian Darcy Avarik
Textual submission: Order your new body armour today, to receive this stylish, matching cape!
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Grand Inquisitor Tisto Kingang

Member: Grand Inquisitor Tisto Kingang
File submission: Puppy_saver.png
Placement: 5th place

Lucyeth

Member: Lucyeth
Textual submission: i'll be back
SW Lucyeth
#13700
Placement: No placement

Vanessa Rhode

Member: Vanessa Rhode
Textual submission: Wow, this Brasso cleaner is good stuff!
Placement: No placement

Envoy Taranae Rhode

Member: Envoy Taranae Rhode
Textual submission: This armour recycled from At-At parts is pretty nice - shame about the huge feet though.... Shiny!!!
Placement: No placement

Tribune Kanal O'neill

Member: Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission: OK come on and walk this way. Walk this way. Do the chrometrooper with me.
Placement: No placement

Marcus Kiriyu

Member: Marcus Kiriyu
Textual submission: They see me shinin', they hatin',
Patrolling, they tryin' to catch my chrome bein' dirty!
Placement: No placement

Corvus Corax

Member: Corvus Corax
Textual submission: Falls in love with a king.
He's gay.
Oops... wrong franchise
Placement: No placement

Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia

Member: Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission: When presented with this uniform option, the head of the Imperial Design Bureau shouted "NO CAPES!"
Placement: No placement

Adem Bol'era

Member: Adem Bol'era
Textual submission: New Imperial Army countermeasures to Jedi opponents include shock-and-awe fashion tactics, which fight fire with fabulous cloaks.
Placement: No placement

Maximus Alvinius

Member: Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission: What do you get when Darth Vader falls in love with a Stormtrooper... DJK Chrome
Placement: No placement

Occultan Iacul

Member: Occultan Iacul
Textual submission: "you can't stop this swag"
Placement: No placement

Nashiro Kakos

Member

Nashiro Kakos

Textual submission

Coming December 2016...

TIN MAN

He wants a heart... YOURS!

Placement

No placement

Lord Halcyon

Member: Lord Halcyon
Textual submission: Frakkin' Cylons have invaded the Imperials!
Placement: No placement

Aaleeshah

Member: Aaleeshah
Submission: Aaleeshah opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Ernordeth Puer-Irae

Member

Ernordeth Puer-Irae

Textual submission

Weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner, weiner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4

Placement

No placement

Qor Kith

Member: Qor Kith
Textual submission: "When your dad asks you to go the bar with him."
Placement: No placement

General Stres'tron'garmis

Member: General Stres'tron'garmis
Submission: General Stres'tron'garmis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Bobecc Varga

Member: Bobecc Varga
Textual submission: I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Placement: No placement

Sa Ool

Member: Sa Ool
Textual submission: Hmmm i wonder what they are going to have for chow today?
Placement: No placement

Vyrim

Member: Vyrim
Textual submission: Gonna fuck some bitches up in my chrome jumpsuit!
Placement: No placement

Warlord Pel Tarentae

Member: Warlord Pel Tarentae
Textual submission: If Silver Surfer and a Stormtrooper had a child....
Placement: No placement

Ulfsark

Member: Ulfsark
Textual submission: Following the rebels to the tar swamp wasn't a good idea.
Placement: No placement

upsidexumop

Member: upsidexumop
Textual submission: "I'm a shiny pretty princess "
Placement: No placement

Corsair Chrome

Member: Corsair Chrome
Textual submission: Don't shoot until you see the reflection in their..........................armor?
Placement: No placement

Jalen Ramz

Member: Jalen Ramz
Textual submission: Now if I could just get a matching blaster rifle...
Placement: No placement

Adept Bentre Stahoes

Member: Adept Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission: When Rebel scum has you down, choose Dark Trooper™
Placement: No placement

General Kell Palpatine Dante

Member: General Kell Palpatine Dante
Textual submission: I'm a badass... and I know it.
Placement: No placement

Adept Farrin Xies Tarentae

Member: Adept Farrin Xies Tarentae
Textual submission: Still can't aim. Still can't take a shot to the armor. But at least he has the cape...
Placement: No placement

Anshar Kahn Tarentae

Member: Anshar Kahn Tarentae
Submission: Anshar Kahn Tarentae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Athrun Zala

Member: Athrun Zala
File submission: darksidecaption.png
Placement: No placement

Lu'aisha Gresee

Member: Lu'aisha Gresee
Submission: Lu'aisha Gresee opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Aiden Dru

Member: Aiden Dru
Textual submission: "so glad the empire decided to invest in these snuggies, it's so much warmer with these things"
Placement: No placement

Jai'de Serpens

Member: Jai'de Serpens
File submission: image.jpg
Textual submission: Jai'de Serpens - 14158
Placement: No placement

Jason Hunter

Member: Jason Hunter
Textual submission: "I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop staring at my cod piece."
Placement: No placement

Howlader Taldrya

Member: Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission: Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day,
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way.
Placement: No placement

Mayda Ferium

Member: Mayda Ferium
Submission: Mayda Ferium opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Egregious

Member: Egregious
Textual submission: Yes. Yes. I know I am shiny
Placement: No placement