Competition: Drunk Jedi

Specifics

Voldemort came home 5 in the morning, completely drunk because some idiots put alcohol in his drink. Since he didn't know he was getting intoxicated, he didn't detox. Thus, his Force powers went crazy.

You're the one encountering Voldemort in the Clan HQ while he's searching for his mother Arania. Write a story or poem not longer than a page about what happened and Arania's preach on how to avoid such happenings in the future.

Comments

Oh, yeah, 2.5. and it's Voldi's birthday today. Congrats.