Competition: Wait, we can do what to the Ryn?

The Ryn has left the position of Captain of the Nighthawk to go guide the newbies along the proper path. Now we have the opportunity to see him off with a bit of comedy.

In no less than 500 words, describe how your character, and the crew of the Nighthawk, part ways with Kordath since he is moving on to Selen and the Office of Rollmaster. Will you hit him or hug him?

Entries will be judged by creativity, judges personal enjoyment, and loosely on Fiction Rubric.