Competition: Star Wars Inneuendomy

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Star Wars Inneuendomy

We all know that one guy who makes absolutely horrible puns, bad jokes, and borderline creepy advances on other people.

Here's what I want: I want you to channel that person as much as you can and give it a good, Star Wars twist.

Give me your cheesiest, nerdiest and possibly terrifying pick up line or comment, Star Wars-ified, as it were.

"Hey there, that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?"

Try and keep it clean, please. If you can't, then make certain you do NOT publish your entry.

Will be judged on how entertained I am by the entry and yes you can put in more than one line.

Bonus points for anything truly safe for work yet still somehow horribly inappropriate.

Competition Information
Organized by
General Stres'tron'garmis
Running time
2015-11-16 until 2015-12-14 (29 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
43 subscribers, of which 32 have participated.
Results
Member
Qyreia Arronen
Textual submission

- Hey girl, are you telepathic? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.
- Are you a Jedi? Because I'm looking to feel your Force.
- (Talking to a Zeltron) You must think I'm sexy, 'cause I came to talk and now you're red all over.
- (To a stormtrooper) I'm no droid, but I *am* what you're looking for.

Qyreia Arronen, #14369

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Darth Renatus
Member
Darth Renatus
Textual submission

1: "Hey there, did you feel that? It was a great disturbance, like millions of potential suitors crying out and then silenced by my approach."

2: "You been looking for love in Alderan places... Wanna go back to my place and test my fully operational battle station?"

3: "Must be so blinding over there on the Light Side, why don't you give in to the Dark Side for an evening?"

4: *rips off his shirt and attempts Wookiee battle cries*

5: "You *want* me to buy you a drink... You *want* to take me home to rethink your life without me in it."

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Scarlet Agna
Member
Scarlet Agna
Textual submission

Sith PureBloods are red
Force lighting is blue
Come to Dark Side
I have much to teach you

Placement
3rd place
Member
Ernordeth Puer-Irae
Submission
Ernordeth Puer-Irae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
4th place
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Submission
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
5th place
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

"Yeah, I've been with her. Wasn't good though, it was like tossin' a hydro-spanner into the Sarlacc pit."

Placement
6th place
Member
General Ood Bnar
Textual submission

"Hey baby, my ship may go .5 past lightspeed... But with you, I'd take my time!"

"Sure, people claim I shoot first... With you, I'll go all night and shoot last!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Textual submission

I'm bigger and better than the Death Star... only 200 women went down on the Death Star.

Let's play Tatooine sandstorm. I'll be the storm and you'll be the door, so I can slam you all I want!

There is a party in my standard issue Shadow Academy pants. And you're invited ;-)

Baby, I want to wear you like a pair of pod racer goggles. One leg over each ear!

Screw me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Darth Vader?

Your mouth reminds me of Nar Shadda; the kind of place I go to blow my wad.

Placement
No placement
Member
Celahir Erinos Arconae
Textual submission

You're so beautiful, I'm having heart palpatine's just looking at you.

Placement
No placement
Member
Riverche
Submission
Riverche opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

Ben Kenobi said; that's no moon, that's yo mama!

Placement
No placement
Member
Xeipha
Submission
Xeipha opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Submission
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Alexander Drago
Textual submission

1: Darth talon ;)
2: hey girl I want to do what Luke jaywalker did to whamp rats back home(nail them)
3: *overheard in a cantina* hmm do or do not young maid *waves hand* coming...home with me you are
4: had a saucy starwars fan grab my crotch at a Xmas party, when I asked her what she was doing she said "I felt your presence " she then giggled and added " your strong in the force I see"

Placement
No placement
Member
Talon Drear
Textual submission

- Do you have some bacta? Because I just hurt myself falling for you

Placement
No placement
Member
Boss Morgan B. Sorenn
Textual submission

Are you related to Yoda?

Cuz Yoda-licious. :P

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Geosh Romanae
Submission
Geosh Romanae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Mateus Kelborn
Textual submission

You don't want to fly Solo tonight. Come home with me and I'll treat you like a princess while I Leia.

Placement
No placement
Member
Occultan Iacul
Textual submission

Hey Baby, Let me teach you how to master this lightsaber.

Placement
No placement
Member
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
Submission
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

Hey do you wanna get together so I can be the jabba in your hutt?

Placement
No placement
Member
Maenaki Delavi'in
Textual submission

You know what they say about a girl with long lekku...

Double the headtails, double the fun!

Placement
No placement
Member
General Takota Okami
Textual submission

Unlike Han, I don't shoot first.

Your smile is brighter then a lightsaber!

Are you related to yoda? Cause your are just yodalicous!

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer A'lora Kituri
Submission
Seer A'lora Kituri opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission

Are you a Sith Lady, because I’ve fallen for you.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adem Bol'era
Textual submission

Hey girl, do you smell as good on the inside? I want to make you my Taun Taun.

I find your lack of undergarments arousing.

Placement
No placement
Member
Mauro Wynter
Textual submission

Emperor Palpatine: "The good thing about apprentices is I get older and they stay the same age..all right all right all right"

Placement
No placement
Member
Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae
File submission
stromtrooperinnuendo.jpg
Textual submission

"I don't mind a Stormtrooper taking my sister out on a date... because I know he'd never be able to 'hit that."

http://i.imgur.com/dS1zJPG.jpg

Placement
No placement
Member
Qor Kith
Textual submission

So I heard you like bad boys? Well I don't mean to brag, but my lightsaber is dual-phase and lethal to the touch!

Placement
No placement
Member
Kyo Akumu
Submission
Kyo Akumu opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
General Stres'tron'garmis
Textual submission

I got a Goldenrod for ya.

Placement
No placement
Member
Larrik Dul'vak
Submission
Larrik Dul'vak opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

"How about I put my torpedo in your exhaust port?"

Placement
No placement