Competition: Arca Praxeum and the Bathroom Poet

Finished

Arca Praxeum and the Bathroom Poet

You find yourself in the Arca Praxeum, relieving yourself in one of it's bathrooms. After you're done, you look at the stall wall and find a clever limerick on it.

Write a limerick that has to do with Odan-Urr, the Jedi, or New Tython. Bonus points for creativity. Entries must adhere to the limerick format.

Competition Information

Organized by: Zel Koo
Running time: 2015-12-04 until 2015-12-11 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 3 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.

Results

1st place

Darth Strix

Member: Darth Strix
Textual submission: There once was a consul A'lora
With a curious hunger for flora
Discovered one day
In a scandalous way
About to deflower Miss Vorsa
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Vice-Chancellor Narman Losa

Member

Vice-Chancellor Narman Losa

Textual submission

To say Jedi never struggle is a lie,
Many times in this bathroom have I,
In your mind you feel doubt,
That you won't get it out,
Do or do not, there is no try.

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Adept Xantros

Member: Adept Xantros
Textual submission: There was a Jedi on New Tython,
who enjoyed watching a photon,
one day he went a mission,
found to his hobby addition,
but got eaten by a nasty python.
Placement: 3rd place