Competition: HLDY Bash 2015 Caption Comp

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HLDY Bash 2015 Caption Comp

Using the provided image you are about to add a quote into the speaking box. Your submission should in any way be humerous and count as long as I am able to open the image in my viewer. Most interesting image will win.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Holiday Bash 2015
Organized by
Rian Taldrya
Running time
2015-12-11 until 2015-12-24 (14 days)
Target Unit
Clan Taldryan
Competition Type
Graphics/Multimedia
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
9 subscribers, of which 6 have participated.
Results
Member
Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor
Subscription time
14 December 2015
Submission time
14 December 2015
Time taken
34 seconds (± 1 minute)
Textual submission

You don't know the power, of the mint side!

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Ondur Lkaetur
Member
Ondur Lkaetur
Subscription time
12 December 2015
Submission time
12 December 2015
Time taken
878 seconds (± 15 minutes)
File submission
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Textual submission

[Transcript if somehow difficult to read]

HO HO HO! I'm making a list, no no, not like the list I made last time! That one was for all the good Jedi I needed to turn to coal!

Now I guess it's the same except I give them coal. Or something. I don't even know what a December is. Or a Christmas.

What is a Christmas and what is all this junk I'm wearing?.... My Lightsaber.... NOOOOO!

Placement
2nd place
Member
Raistline Taldrya Majere
Subscription time
12 December 2015
Submission time
12 December 2015
Time taken
1001 seconds (± 17 minutes)
Textual submission

Luke, you can out-carol the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can deck the halls as father and son! Sing with me. It is the only merry way.

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Harko Kreetai
Member
Harko Kreetai
Subscription time
22 December 2015
Submission time
22 December 2015
Time taken
2647 seconds (± 44 minutes)
Textual submission

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Holiday Cheer.

Placement
4th place
5th place
Bobecc Varga
Member
Bobecc Varga
Subscription time
19 December 2015
Submission time
19 December 2015
Time taken
100 seconds (± 2 minutes)
Textual submission

It's "Merry Christmas"! Not Happy Holidays, Starbucks!

Placement
5th place
Member
Damian Gawonii
Subscription time
12 December 2015
Submission time
12 December 2015
Time taken
84 seconds (± 1 minute)
Textual submission

"Luke I am Santa"

Placement
6th place