Competition: Caption This!

Finished

Caption This!

Your task is to caption the following image, entries will be judged on humour.

http://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2014/02/18/258609/big_thumb_3a2cfca866354c12a1986e46df173c37.jpg

Competition Information

Organized by: Thorzan Dane Beviin, Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar
Running time: 2016-01-16 until 2016-01-30 (15 days)
Target Unit: House Galeres
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fifth Level Crescents
Participants: 4 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.

Results

1st place

Member: Xeipha
Textual submission: Closest Officer: So... Is it true you guys literally never hit -anything-?
Pink Trooper: I wouldn't say that, officer... I'm about three seconds away from hitting that fine behind of yours.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Member: Braecen Kaeth
Submission: Braecen Kaeth opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Ghost Rulvak Qurroc

Member: Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission: "You'll never be as swag as I am, you actually shoot people."
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Member: Ossk
Textual submission: Walk up to the police like, "What up? I got a pink suit!"
Them police like, "Damn! That's a cold ass helmet."
Placement: 4th place