Competition: Caption This!

Finished
Caption This!

Your task is to caption the following image, entries will be judged on humour.

http://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2014/02/18/258609/big_thumb_3a2cfca866354c12a1986e46df173c37.jpg

Competition Information
Organized by
Thorzan Dane Beviin, Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar
Running time
2016-01-16 until 2016-01-30 (15 days)
Target Unit
House Galeres
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fifth Level Crescents
Participants
4 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
1st place
Xeipha
Member
Xeipha
Textual submission

Closest Officer: So... Is it true you guys literally never hit -anything-?
Pink Trooper: I wouldn't say that, officer... I'm about three seconds away from hitting that fine behind of yours.

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Braecen Kaeth
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Submission
Braecen Kaeth opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission

"You'll never be as swag as I am, you actually shoot people."

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Ossk
Member
Ossk
Textual submission

Walk up to the police like, "What up? I got a pink suit!"
Them police like, "Damn! That's a cold ass helmet."

Placement
4th place