Competition: Now I have the POWER!

In a bizar turn of events, your character has unexpectedly been chosen as the next Grand Master! Explain how Pravus loses his seat of power and how your character rises to take on his new position and how they use (abuse?) their new-found power. Funny, serious, dark and grim or plain politics, whatever you write will be accepted and well appreciated!

Minimum of 500 words. Grading will be based on personal taste, no need to worry about syntax. Let your mind flow and get busy! Submissions are preferred in a word document or pdf file.