Competition: What is Going On!?!

Your Task: Write an embarrassing memory or moment that your character has gone through. This can range from forgetting to brush their teeth in the morning, to blowing up an entire ship! Minimum of 500 words. Writing in 3rd person is preferred. Extra points for extra embarrassment! Grading will be based on grammar, creativity, common sense within text, and humor. Acceptable submissions are doc files and pdfs.