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Bah'ab's Bothan Delights

(2 Stars)

It's been a long time since I had real Bothan food, so I thought I would try this joint that advertised itself as the most "authentic Bothan cuisine on Mustafar". What a scam. I don't know what part of Bothawui these guys claim to be from but this stuff was utter garbage. I ordered what they called pan seared Salar marinated in Kothiri, but you could have fooled me. Tasted more like Dresselian prune juice if you asked me. They also kept trying to sell me Nerf Nuggets, but the way they prepared them was hardly Bothan and the mere smell of them made my fur turn colors. They didn't even have Bothan waiters, just some super rude Gamorreans and one Wookie waitress that would just stare people down until they ordered a drink. Only saving grace was the decent dessert, but other than that, stay the heck away.