And the winners of the How to Survive April Fool's Day are....

1. DJK Braecen Isradia of House Byss
   

Best one: "And the easiest way to avoid April Fools... declare yourself MY girlfriend! Because everyone will either feel sorry for you OR believe you are playing the ultimate April Fools joke!!!"

1. PRT Hideki Tetsuya of House Dorimad
   

Best one: If you don't remember it being there, don't touch it

1. ACO Virulence of House Ziost
   

Best one: Secure all entrances with various anti-personnel devices.

Medals are on their way. Many thanks for submitting go out to the following peoples:

Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Lech
Konar Siosk-Baas
Duga Arkarso
Ossus al'Tor

~Telona