Competition: Six Word Fiction

You're used to writing prompts that ask for a minimum number of words, but what about a prompt that asks for an exact number of words? What if that limit is... six? Could you craft an entire story in only six words?

Tell me a story of your choosing, but entries must be exactly six words long - any more or less will be disqualified. They should be DJB/your character related, will be evaluated using the Voice's standard fiction rubric, and I will only be grading the most recent one that you submitted - so make sure it's a good one!