So I see you brought guns to a stick fight, Fools!

Aul Celsus 14565

Even blind, I can shoot better than you guys!

Training my Force-Blindness

"Excuse me sirs, do you realise that there's a stormtrooper urinating on that wall over there?"

"Made you look"

"What do you guys think? Follow the leader or Conga line?"

Stormtroopers... So easy even a blind man can fool them.

Lightsaber? I don't need a lightsaber to beat the hell out of you idiots. I have stick, stick always wins.

"I bet they can't even hit a blind man."

How does this work? Do I talk first? Do you talk first?

"You get a beating! You get a beating! Every-body gets a beating!"

On tonight's episode of Stormtroopers, a drunken game of golf ends with disastrous consequences.

"Four Bags of Rice"

"Which one of you ate the last of the rice?"

"And I thought we were over compensating."

Single caption, "The future Rodney King"

"Woosh wooom ffroom...I've got a lightsaber!"

A stick, when a lightsaber would just be overkill.

"Imagine if I had a real weapon."

Oh crap I forgot to turn off the coffee pot this morning. Oh look stormtroopers.

Acolyte Ocarae (Gray Jedi) / Battle Team Grey Wolf of Clan Tarentum [GMRG: II] [SA: II]
DC / PoBx6 / CFx5 / CEx31
{SA: DPE - DPV}

Who needs jedi powers when you have Kung-Fu

IP Man vs. Dead Troopers Walking