Competition: You're Mad I Tell Ya! (Star Wars Mad Libs #1)

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You're Mad I Tell Ya! (Star Wars Mad Libs #1)

You're in the back of a freighter on a long trip the other side of the galaxy. You're tired of playing Dejarik and your cabin is useless for sleeping comfortably... fortunately you loaded a bunch of mad libs onto your datapad before you took off!

Here's how mad libs work: You are given a prompt such as "adjective" or "verb" and you must provide the requested type of word. After completing the list, you put them into a pre-built story or paragraph and read the hilarious result!

This competition will be graded on who produces the most hilarious/creative mad lib story. Judgement will be made between Knight Aul Celsus, Battlemaster Ophelia Delacroix and Mystic Tasha'Vel Versea. All participating mad libs will be posted to the General Discussion section of Discourse after the competition is completed.

This is a low-effort competition and so the rewards are scaled down one tier, but participation can still scale the awards back up.

Competition Information
Organized by
Aul Celsus, Reaver Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow, Tasha'Vel Versea
Running time
2016-05-23 until 2016-06-05 (14 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
30 subscribers, of which 25 have participated.
Results
Member
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Textual submission

*Adjective:Ghastly *Adjective:Glittery *Noun:Count Chocula *Noun:Eminem *Adjective:Crispy *Adjective:Crotchety *Adjective:Rambunctious *Verb:Plowing *Adjective:Mo-rouse *Body Part:Uvula *Body Part:Mastoid *Adjective:Loud *Adjective:Serene *Object:Paint Brush

Placement
1st place
Member
Morax Darkblade
Textual submission

*Adjective: Fat
*Adjective: gloomy
*Noun: boyfriend
*Noun: sheep
*Adjective: impressive
*Adjective: putrid
*Adjective: edible
*Verb: breed
*Adjective: sizzling
*Body Part: feet
*Body Part: neck
*Adjective: vivid
*Adjective: delicious
*Object: Banana

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Ryan Hawkins
Member
Ryan Hawkins
Textual submission

*Adjective: porpoise-like
*Adjective: sanguine
*Noun: three-toed sloth
*Noun: ghost
*Adjective: torus-shaped
*Adjective: melancholy
*Adjective: angst-ridden
*Verb: encompass
*Adjective: frosty
*Body Part: weenis
*Body Part: ear-lobe
*Adjective: defenestrated
*Adjective: libidinous
*Object: fountain pen

Placement
3rd place
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission

Hot
Crazy
Mandalorian
Man
Fast
Stunning
Silly
Fire
handsome
chest
Face
Long
Huge
Chaingun

*Adjective: *Adjective: *Noun: *Noun: *Adjective: *Adjective: *Adjective: *Verb: *Adjective: *Body Part: *Body Part: *Adjective: *Adjective: *Object:

Placement
No placement
Member
Oric Ral
Textual submission

*envious: *lackadaisical: *bubble: *baby: *decayed: *vivacious: *mammoth: *overflow: *juicy: *uvula: *lobe: *naughty: *rotten: *postcard:

Placement
No placement
Member
Korroth
Textual submission

*Adjective:kriffing *Adjective:asthmatic *Noun:pizzazz *Noun:sail-barge *Adjective:bombad *Adjective:disturbing *Adjective:serendipitous *Verb:yodel *Adjective:slimy *Body Part:lekku *Body Part:wattle *Adjective:flappy *Adjective:undulating *Object:electrobinoculars

Placement
No placement
Member
Darth Renatus
Textual submission

Please find below my response to this competition. #11708 - Atra "Xue Long" Ventus

* Adjective: malicious
* Adjective: entrancing
* Noun: Sith
* Noun: Jedi
* Adjective: energetic
* Adjective: submissive
* Adjective: evanescent
* Verb: tickle
* Adjective: sensitive
* Body Part: feet
* Body Part: hips
* Adjective: tyrannical
* Adjective: unyielding
* Object: feather-duster

Placement
No placement
Member
Arsolimese
Textual submission

*Adjective:Shiney *Adjective:Purple*Noun:House *Noun:Turkey *Adjective:Tiny *Adjective:Flat *Adjective:Nasty *Verb:Running *Adjective:Dark *Body Part:Shin *Body Part:Foreskin *Adjective:Malignant *Adjective:poor *Object:Drinking Straw

Placement
No placement
Member
Xeipha
Textual submission

*Adjective: Slimy
*Adjective: Slippery
*Noun: Lightsaber
*Noun: AT-AT
*Adjective: Hard
*Adjective: Long
*Adjective: Hairy
*Verb: Thrust
*Adjective: Shiny
*Body Part: Lekku
*Body Part: Tongue
*Adjective: Overpowered
*Adjective: Scrawny
*Object: Blaster

Placement
No placement
Member
Aiden Dru
Submission
Aiden Dru opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

1.golden
2.rigidly
3.lightsaber
4.Twi'lek
5.generous
6.attractive
7.superb
8.gyrate
9.sensual
10.head
11.pinky toe
12.purple
13.powerful
14.beer

Placement
No placement
Member
Aul Celsus
Textual submission

Adjective: Slimy
Adjective: Repugnant
Noun: Walrus
Noun: Monkfish
Adjective: Pungent
Adjective: Manic depressive
Adjective: Megalomaniacal
Verb: Eviscerate
Adjective: Plump
Body Part: Gluteus
Body Part: Armpit
Adjective: Furry
Adjective: Bald
Object: Toothbrush

Placement
No placement
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Hard fast mountain dog
Small scary cold bounce
Tiny ear nose
Gorgeous dark sword

Placement
No placement
Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

*Adjective:Sang *Adjective:Sang *Noun:Sang *Noun:Sang *Adjective:Sang *Adjective:Rocks *Adjective:You *Verb:Every *Adjective:Night *Body Part:Five *Body Part:Times *Adjective:A *Adjective:Night *Object:Sang

Placement
No placement
Member
Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind
Textual submission

young, new, lightsaber, spaceport, big, bright, shiny, run, long, nipple, knee, loud, sour, vibroknife

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission

*Adjective: Valid
*Adjective: Valiant
*Noun: Vial
*Noun: Vibraphone
*Adjective: Vast
*Adjective: Valorous
*Adjective: Vacillaing
*Verb: Vie
*Adjective: Valued
*Body Part: Vertebrae
*Body Part: Vulva
*Adjective: Vaporish
*Adjective: Vanilla
*Object: Vessel

Placement
No placement
Member
Colonel Len Iode
Textual submission

Explosive; saucy; Force; User; bent; rusty; crusty; lick; gangrenous; wenis; leg; brackish; lemony; scalpel

Placement
No placement
Member
Maenaki Delavi'in
Textual submission

*Adjective: Adorable
*Adjective: Dangerous
*Noun: Savant
*Noun: Force
*Adjective: Powerful
*Adjective: Curious
*Adjective: Cautious
*Verb: Flowing
*Adjective: Majestic
*Body Part: Lekku
*Body Part: Fingertips
*Adjective: Graceful
*Adjective: Atrocious
*Object: Deathdildo/Lightsaber

Placement
No placement
Member
Riverche
Submission
Riverche opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Vosiri Lightscrest
Textual submission

*Adjective: Beautiful*Adjective: Edible *Noun: Elephant *Noun: Academy *Adjective: Sleeveless *Adjective: adorable *Adjective: beautiful *Verb: flow *Adjective: nicer *Body Part: arm *Body Part: leg *Adjective: meaningless *Adjective: breakable *Object: box

Placement
No placement
Member
Reaver Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission

Adjective: Today *Adjective:The *Noun: Force *Noun: Monkey *Adjective: is *Adjective: going *Adjective: to *Verb: steal *Adjective: all *Body Part: toe *Body Part: nails *adjective: after *Adjective: escaping *Object: zoo.

Placement
No placement
Member
Marcus Kiriyu
Textual submission

*Adjective: Strong
*Adjective: Powerful
*Noun: Galaxy
*Noun: Humans
*Adjective: Encompassing
*Adjective: Protecting
*Adjective: Focused
*Verb: heard
*Adjective: Attacking
*Body Part: Chest
*Body Part: Head
*Adjective: Controlling
*Adjective: Special
*Object: Astrodroid

Placement
No placement
Member
Edgar Drachen
Textual submission

Big - Red - Jedi - cat - small - quick - slippery - Running - big - Feet - nose - foul - Blue - rock

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

*Adjective: Sinister ,*Adjective: Hilarious,*Noun: Sith,*Noun: Droid,*Adjective: Cocky,*Adjective: Zippy,*Adjective: Metal,*Verb: Meditate,*Adjective: Jumping,*Body Part: Eye,*Body Part: Elbow,*Adjective: Cocky,*Adjective: Fluffy,*Object: Lightsaber.

Placement
No placement
Member
Akaarn Tayl'cor
Textual submission

*gruntled: *vexed: *battery: *valium: *dirty: *frenetic: *hyper: *swallowed: *manic: *jugular: *frenulum: *sanguine: *gloomy: *pencil:

Placement
No placement