Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me!

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[Tarentum] Caption me!

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form. The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

Caption me

Competition Information

Organized by: Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time: 2016-06-16 until 2016-06-30 (15 days)
Target Unit: Clan Tarentum
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 7 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.

Results

1st place

Jak Allin

Member: Jak Allin
Textual submission: When Daisy Ridley's wardrobe malfunctioned...
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Hey Macarena!... Damn Finn, keep up!
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Tebbo Jensen

Member: Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission: The three stages of "Did I leave the stove on?"
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Lucifer Scorpio Romanov

Member

Lucifer Scorpio Romanov

Textual submission

Han: Officer that weed is for my glaucoma.

Chewie: *mellow growl* (That weed is good shit...)

Finn: It is because I am black, isn't it?

Placement

4th place

5th place

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: Finn: "Who?"
Han: "What?"
Chewie: "Yup!"
Placement: 5th place

6th place

Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: Han says to Finn, "Kid, you drew the short straw. You think of a plan to get us out of here this time."
Placement: 6th place

7th place

Magik

Member: Magik
Textual submission: Hands up Jedi scum!
Placement: 7th place