Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me! #1

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[Tarentum] Caption me! #1

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

Greedo vs Han

Competition Information

Organized by: Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time: 2016-07-08 until 2016-07-15 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Tarentum
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 6 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.

Results

1st place

Tebbo Jensen

Member: Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission: El Chapo says he an't paying for a wall
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: Pssss, this is just a squirt gun. Try to make it look good.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Aedile Blackhawk

Member: Aedile Blackhawk
Textual submission: I have you no...
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Han Solo: "A blaster in my face I can live with, but get your hand of my crotch."
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae

Member: Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission: "I heard you kissed my sister, Solo. Kiss me now, or die"
Placement: 5th place