Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me! #1

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[Tarentum] Caption me! #1

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

Greedo vs Han

Competition Information
Organized by
Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time
2016-07-08 until 2016-07-15 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
6 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
1st place
Tebbo Jensen
Member
Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission

El Chapo says he an't paying for a wall

Placement
1st place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Pssss, this is just a squirt gun. Try to make it look good.

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
blackhawk
Member
blackhawk
Textual submission

I have you no...

Placement
3rd place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Han Solo: "A blaster in my face I can live with, but get your hand of my crotch."

Placement
4th place
Member
Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission

"I heard you kissed my sister, Solo. Kiss me now, or die"

Placement
5th place