The spouse was out,
The twins were too.
Water was running,
Too good to be true.

Ever so quiet,
Not a sound in the air.
Warm water surrounded her,
Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere.

Time to unwind,
And time to relax.
The face pack was on,
And her legs got a wax.

No saying 'Why?'
Or 'Mummmm' or 'Pardon...'
Finally a soak,
And trim of her lady garden.

Worries floating away,
Kooki's body did soothe.
Especially being silky,
And lovely and smooth.

The water went cold,
The bubbles went POP!
Andrelious and the twins,
Came home from the shop.

It wasn't very long,
Till the house was a mess.
The once relaxed mother,
Was now a beacon of stress.

The twins started to squabble,
And began to screech.
The Alderaanian mother,
Had boobs starting to leak.

Andrelious was whinging,
Could this get any worse?
A tetchy Kooki,
Sat down to nurse.

Andrelious was silenced,
By his spouse's stare that was casted.
Kooki sighed as she thought,
The day off was fun while it lasted!!!

Whoa whoa whoa, who said I even had any responsibilities? A day off? Damn right I get a day off! And another one tomorrow...and tomorrow...and tomorrow. And you tell that goddamn lazy-ass Panda to get his sorry ass over here and try to tell me to do something! I'm going back to sleep. Stay off my damn lawn!

I do what I always do... Whatever the hell I want.