Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me! #2

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[Tarentum] Caption me! #2

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

anakin

Competition Information

Organized by: Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time: 2016-07-16 until 2016-07-23 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Tarentum
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 10 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.

Results

1st place

Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae

Member: Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission: I told you that you would get hurt playing that damn Pokemon Go, Anakin!
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Dain Cathis

Member: Dain Cathis
Textual submission: "I ordered my apprentice medium-rare. Send it back!"
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Alexander Drago

Member: Alexander Drago
Textual submission: Hmm a little seasoning and it will be a great starter for the folks back home!
Placement: 3rd place

3rd place

Warlord Hades

Member: Warlord Hades
Textual submission: "No! I'm not going to rez you. Stop standing in fire!"
Placement: 3rd place

Jalen Ramz

Member: Jalen Ramz
Textual submission: I have a bad feeling about this... good, good!
Placement: No placement

Magik

Member: Magik
Textual submission: Vader it seems you have been bettered by General Kenobi!
Placement: No placement

Telona Murrage

Member

Telona Murrage

Textual submission

-Damn dude you are messed up. Want me to call your mom?

-I'm good.

Placement

No placement

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: "Bruh!"
Placement: No placement

Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: "Oooooh man, you should have the used SPF 1,000 enhanced with Lava strength sun screen, instead of the 50."
Placement: No placement

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Mmm... Bacon!
Placement: No placement