Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me! #3

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[Tarentum] Caption me! #3

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

Jabba and Leia

Competition Information
Organized by
Reaver Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time
2016-07-28 until 2016-08-05 (9 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
13 subscribers, of which 12 have participated.
Results
1st place
Warrior Magik
Member
Warrior Magik
Textual submission

Blah Blah Blah, kiss me baby!

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Warlord Hades
Member
Warlord Hades
Textual submission

"Tastes like Solo."

Placement
2nd place
Member
Knight Alexander Drago
Textual submission

the hell is this?
I WANTED AN ACTIONMAN NOT A BARBIE!!

Placement
3rd place
Member
Professional Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission

Show this to your daughter and son and say this is why you go to school. It will motivate them for different reasons

Placement
No placement
Member
Acolyte Balinéadut
Textual submission

Oh darling... you love it really.. you know you do!

Placement
No placement
Member
Hunter Lunamilevolk
Textual submission

Oh dear god dont lick me, i dont know where youve been

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

"Hey man, could you use a breath mint every once in a while?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Mystic Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission

"Perhaps a Craigslist ad looking for a sugar daddy wasn't such a good idea"

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Aleister Mavros
Textual submission

"Mmm. You got a pretty mouth!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Ooh... Here it goes!

Placement
No placement
Member
Peacekeeper Jalen Ramz
Textual submission

"Wonder what wookies taste like?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair Ossk
Textual submission

It's me again ;) what's up Frosty?

Anyways, here we go: "Mmmm... Princess Leia Icecream! my favorite"

Placement
No placement