Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me! #3

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[Tarentum] Caption me! #3

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

Jabba and Leia

Competition Information

Organized by: Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time: 2016-07-28 until 2016-08-05 (9 days)
Target Unit: Clan Tarentum
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 13 subscribers, of which 12 have participated.

Results

1st place

Magik

Member: Magik
Textual submission: Blah Blah Blah, kiss me baby!
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Warlord Hades

Member: Warlord Hades
Textual submission: "Tastes like Solo."
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Alexander Drago

Member: Alexander Drago
Textual submission: the hell is this?
I WANTED AN ACTIONMAN NOT A BARBIE!!
Placement: 3rd place

Lunamilevolk

Member: Lunamilevolk
Textual submission: Oh dear god dont lick me, i dont know where youve been
Placement: No placement

Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: "Hey man, could you use a breath mint every once in a while?"
Placement: No placement

Tebbo Jensen

Member: Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission: Show this to your daughter and son and say this is why you go to school. It will motivate them for different reasons
Placement: No placement

Ossk

Member

Ossk

Textual submission

It's me again ;) what's up Frosty?

Anyways, here we go: "Mmmm... Princess Leia Icecream! my favorite"

Placement

No placement

Jalen Ramz

Member: Jalen Ramz
Textual submission: "Wonder what wookies taste like?"
Placement: No placement

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: "Mmm. You got a pretty mouth!"
Placement: No placement

Balinéadut

Member: Balinéadut
Textual submission: Oh darling... you love it really.. you know you do!
Placement: No placement

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Ooh... Here it goes!
Placement: No placement

Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae

Member: Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission: "Perhaps a Craigslist ad looking for a sugar daddy wasn't such a good idea"
Placement: No placement