Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me! #4

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[Tarentum] Caption me! #4

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

vader

Competition Information

Organized by: Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time: 2016-08-06 until 2016-08-13 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Tarentum
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 10 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.

Results

1st place

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: "Hold on bro, you got a booger."
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Garloaf

Member: Garloaf
Textual submission: What do you mean you're out of coffee!!?
Placement: 2nd place

2nd place

Alexander Drago

Member: Alexander Drago
Textual submission: what do you mean, We are out of lucky charms?!
Placement: 2nd place

Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae

Member: Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission: When Ensign Dougie ran during a battle Lord Vader showed him a new meaning to the phrase "choking the chicken"
Placement: No placement

Magik

Member: Magik
Textual submission: You are out of uniform, how dare you disobey me. Time to die, "Force Choke".
Placement: No placement

Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: You will bring my daughter back by 9 PM, on the dot, or else I will throw you into the garbage chute myself.
Placement: No placement

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: "Did you eat the last slice of pie?!"
Placement: No placement

Lucifer Scorpio Romanov

Member

Lucifer Scorpio Romanov

Textual submission

Darth Vader: You have scuffed my boots! -breathes heavily-

Rebel: I...am....sorry...Darth....Vader..... -gasps for air-

Darth Vader: It's too late to apologize... -Timbaland plays in the background-

Rebel: -snaps own neck to avoid hearing the song-

Placement

No placement

Zel Koo

Member: Zel Koo
Textual submission: "Pretty sure we signed sexual harassment papers, Lord Vader. I don't care if he has a choking fetish, you can meet up later!"
Placement: No placement

Tebbo Jensen

Member: Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission: When your little brother thinks he can take you
Placement: No placement