Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me! #5

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[Tarentum] Caption me! #5

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information

Organized by: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae, Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time: 2016-08-24 until 2016-08-31 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Tarentum
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 9 subscribers, of which 8 have participated.

Results

1st place

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: "You are not to see that Solo boy anymore. He's a smuggler and you deserve better."
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: "You will clean your room, Missy. Or else you'll be grounded for a month."
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Saitou Tarentae

Member: Saitou Tarentae
Textual submission: Pull my finger.
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Rebel says "What?".
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Who's your daddy?
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I told you black was back in style.
Placement: 3rd place

Magik

Member: Magik
Textual submission: I want to see you, in my office immediately!
Placement: No placement

Ossk

Member: Ossk
Textual submission: "Your lack of coffee in this ship disturbs me!"
Placement: No placement

Jalen Ramz

Member: Jalen Ramz
Textual submission: "Not acting so tough now are we!"
Placement: No placement

Constantine

Member: Constantine
Textual submission: Leia "You are my daughter"
Placement: No placement

Aedile Blackhawk

Member: Aedile Blackhawk
Textual submission: When she is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor
Placement: No placement