Competition: Aftermath: Week 2 The Truth Is Out There

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Aftermath: Week 2 The Truth Is Out There

Submit as many “truths” about Pravus as you like, 10 words or less to each nugget of “useful” information. Comedy is the theme; the Grand Master himself will grade, do make him laugh! (3)

As with all events of Aftermath, the event states "Entire DJB," but is only open to Arcona, Plagueis and Tarentum.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Aftermath: A Threeway Event
Organized by
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir, Teylas Ramar, Frosty Romanae Tarentae, Mandalorian Declan Roark
Running time
2016-10-09 until 2016-10-16 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
21 subscribers, of which 16 have participated.
Results
1st place
Darth Renatus
Member
Darth Renatus
Submission
Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
A deleted dossier
Submission
The deleted member did not want their submission published.
Placement
2nd place
Member
Abadeer Taasii
Textual submission

1. Guns are warned it's dangerous to play with Pravus
2. We're all not extinct, only because Pravus allows it
3. Pravus doesn't sleep, he waits.
4. Pravus counted to infinity - twice
5. Praus doesn't get frostbite, he bites frost.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission

* Pravus enjoys tender moments with his AT-ATs
* Pravus uses Force Lighting to heat his coffee in the morning
* Pravus executive produced the entire "Verpine Gone Wild" series

Placement
4th place
Member
Scion Tarentae
Textual submission

Darth Pravus loves to sing in the shower.
Darth Pravus only eats foods that are blue.
Darth Pravus can feel the Force, but not his nose.
Whenever Darth Pravus smiles, a mynock gets its wings.
Darth Pravus hates when the toilet paper roll is upside-down.
Pravus considered having Mav killed over upside-down toilet paper rolls.
He hasn't yet because Mav makes *the best* blue milkshakes.
Pravus' staff has been dyeing his potatoes blue for years.
Pravus' bedroom has an air freshener that smells like cookies.
Darth Pravus has never eaten a cookie.
Talking to Halc, Pravus can't look away from the hair.
Pravus' favorite dream is the one where he's an ewok.

Placement
5th place
6th place
Braecen Kaeth
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Textual submission

Pravus is great at multi-tasking. He can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

The Grand Master doesn't put people down; he lifts them up and slams them down for max damage.

Darth Pravus once told Lord Ashen he wasn't fat... just easier to see.

The GM named his hard drive 'dat ass' so once a month he can 'back dat ass up'

Pravus once told a Consul, "If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ"

Grand Master was put on the heart transplant list after the Purge; apparently his has never been used.

Placement
6th place
Member
Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona
Submission
Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
7th place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

* There is beauty in being vulnerable, he is real ugly.

* There is kindness in a smile, he does only grin.

* He sees everything, including a porn every now and then.

* He knows everything, except for who took that last cookie.

* He smells everything, no... he just really smells.

* He's just as special as his mommy told him he is.

* He can do anything, if he asks for help.

* He's being looked up to by all small species.

Placement
8th place
Member
Battlelord Mateus Kelborn
Textual submission

1) Pravus is weaning us off darkity sable dark black. Slowly.
2) Pravus dresses in white because he’s a lightie.
3) Ergo, he’s the GM Odan-Urr wants, not what they deserve. Yet.
4) He once murdered an entire orphanage. Did it for laughs.

Placement
9th place
10th place
Vanessa Rhode
Member
Vanessa Rhode
Textual submission

Pravus has a toliet in his throne cos he's lazy
his favourite game is holopad snake

Placement
10th place
Member
Silent
File submission
Pravus_Truths.docx
Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission

1. His name is Pravus.
2. He is the Dark Jedi Brotherhood's Grand Master.
3. He is the Dark Lord of the Sith.
4. He is the Third Hero of Horizons.
5. He is a human.
6. He is right-handed.
7. He is highly decorated.
8. He is a murderer.
9. He is slightly insane.
10. He is a death pony. See: http://orig09.deviantart.net/aa44/f/2012/125/a/4/midwinterain__s_nightmare_horse_by_xxxthepretentiousxxx-d4ynyzl.png

Placement
No placement
Member
Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission

Pravus could eat soup with chopsticks

Placement
No placement
Member
blackhawk
Textual submission

Pravus is
A tyrant
A bastard
A ruthless phsyco
A murderer
An oppressor
An opritunist
Public enemy numbed 1
The Star Wars Donald Trump
The unholy offspring of Darkness and Death itself

Placement
No placement
Member
General Stres'tron'garmis
Textual submission

1. Possibly has Jedi envy. He just wants to be loved.
2. Off his bloody rocker.
3. Stupidly powerful.
4. Will kill all of us
5. We probably had it coming

Placement
No placement
Member
Envoy Taranae Rhode
Textual submission

Graffiti : Pravus was also 'ere, but he stinks!

Placement
No placement