Competition: [Tarentum] My Caption

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[Tarentum] My Caption

Due to the great success of previous Caption Competitions, let's go for another round:

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2016-11-20 until 2016-11-27 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
12 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.
Results
Member
Warlord Saitou Tarentae
Textual submission

Yes, it is as long as my lightsaber. Thanks for asking.

Placement
1st place
Member
Savant Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

Luke: Obi-Wan, what are you doing?

Obi-Wan: I want to see if George Lucas will paint me like one of his french girls.

R2D2: Beep Beep Beep....

C3PO: I am not even sure how I can respond to that....

Placement
2nd place
Member
Peacekeeper Jalen Ramz
Textual submission

"I'm too sexy for my robes!" (Said by Ben Kenobi aka Alec Guiness)

Placement
3rd place
Member
Reaver Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Textual submission

Hey Macarena!

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

"Think I'm pretty?"

"Compared to these two? "

Placement
No placement
Member
Mystic Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission

3PO: My olfactory sensors indicate a sudden influx of sulfur dioxide and methane. My heavens! We're all going to die!
Luke: Relax, Threepio. It's just Ben, he farted.
R2: *beep boop beeeep*
3PO: R2! It does not smell like "death just crawled out of his Sarlacc pit", mind your manners.
Luke: *laughs*

Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair Ossk
Submission
Corsair Ossk opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Knight Alexander Drago
Textual submission

difference between master and apprentice, one needs two droid to make a call. the other just uses the force

Placement
No placement
Member
Warrior Magik
Textual submission

This is swell Kenobi, can I keep them both.

Placement
No placement
Member
Acolyte T'Calla Kytana
Textual submission

What the heck am I doing here. When I could be at home watching a movie and having a nice cup of Chamomile tea.

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Obi Wan, "Huh?"
Luke, "What's the matter Ben?"
Obi Wan, "I think that I forgot where we parked the pod cruiser."
R2-D2, beep whirl boop beep shriek beep.
C-3PO, "R2 says that we parked in Lot 4, section A."
R2-D2, Beeep brop whirl beep.
C-3PO, "Oh, right next to the cruiser with the bumper sticker that says 'Darth Vader for Chancellor'."

Placement
No placement