Yes, it is as long as my lightsaber. Thanks for asking.

Luke: Obi-Wan, what are you doing?

Obi-Wan: I want to see if George Lucas will paint me like one of his french girls.

R2D2: Beep Beep Beep....

C3PO: I am not even sure how I can respond to that....

"I'm too sexy for my robes!" (Said by Ben Kenobi aka Alec Guiness)

This is swell Kenobi, can I keep them both.

3PO: My olfactory sensors indicate a sudden influx of sulfur dioxide and methane. My heavens! We're all going to die!
Luke: Relax, Threepio. It's just Ben, he farted.
R2: *beep boop beeeep*
3PO: R2! It does not smell like "death just crawled out of his Sarlacc pit", mind your manners.
Luke: *laughs*

"Think I'm pretty?"

"Compared to these two? "

Hey Macarena!

What the heck am I doing here. When I could be at home watching a movie and having a nice cup of Chamomile tea.

Obi Wan, "Huh?"
Luke, "What's the matter Ben?"
Obi Wan, "I think that I forgot where we parked the pod cruiser."
R2-D2, beep whirl boop beep shriek beep.
C-3PO, "R2 says that we parked in Lot 4, section A."
R2-D2, Beeep brop whirl beep.
C-3PO, "Oh, right next to the cruiser with the bumper sticker that says 'Darth Vader for Chancellor'."

difference between master and apprentice, one needs two droid to make a call. the other just uses the force