Competition: [Tarentum] My Caption II

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[Tarentum] My Caption II

Due to the great success of previous Caption Competitions, let's go for another round:

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2016-11-27 until 2016-12-04 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Savant Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

Stormtrooper 1(On the left): Ma'am, we need you to leave the bar.

Leia: Sober am I not, drunk think you as I am....

Stormtrooper 2(On the right): Alight, quit the Yoda puns and get out....

Placement
1st place
Member
Professional Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission

L: Hey... guess what time it is.

ST1: I swear if you say it, I'm gonna...

L: IT'S 4:20!!! lol

ST2: I want to kill all of us.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Warlord Saitou Tarentae
Textual submission

One girl, two buckets.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Warrior Magik
Textual submission

All right Princess your coming with us, Darth Vader want to see you!

Placement
No placement
Member
Knight Alexander Drago
Textual submission

ahahaha even at point blank you cant hit me!

Placement
No placement