Competition: [Tarentum] My Caption III

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[Tarentum] My Caption III

Due to the great success of previous Caption Competitions, let's go for another round:

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2016-12-04 until 2016-12-11 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
4 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
Member
Mystic Geosh Romanae
Submission
Mystic Geosh Romanae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
Hunter Elwoode Silverstar
Textual submission

OH God!!! It's so tight...

Placement
2nd place
Member
Warlord Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

"You mean, for a quarter, I get three songs?"

Placement
3rd place
Member
Savant Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

C3PO: Mistress Leia, Master Solo said no more shoe shopping.

Leia: Shush C3PO, they are too beautiful to not buy.

Placement
No placement