Competition: [Tarentum] My Caption IV

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[Tarentum] My Caption IV

Due to the great success of previous Caption Competitions, let's go for another round:

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2016-12-11 until 2016-12-18 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
Member
Professional Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission

He likes it when I don't shave

Placement
1st place
Member
Hunter Elwoode Silverstar
Textual submission

Pucker up, Buttercup!!!

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Warrior Magik
Member
Warrior Magik
Textual submission

Oh Chewbacca you kiss so much better than Han!

Placement
3rd place
Member
Warlord Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

"And Han thought I was kidding!"

Placement
3rd place