Competition: May the 4th Be With You!: Tweets from @thedarkcouncil

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May the 4th Be With You!: Tweets from @thedarkcouncil

What if Twitter was the primary social media platform in the Star Wars universe? Who would run @AltDarkCouncil? What would it tweet? What wisdom would we gain from @therealdarthpravus?

Create an "in universe" Twitter handle for one of the members of the Dark Council or a Consul and submit a tweet they would write. Tweets will be graded on creativity/entertainment value on a scale of 1 to 5. You may submit more than one tweet, but only your top scoring tweet will be graded and placed.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Celebration: May the 4th Be With You!
Organized by
Telaris "Mav" Cantor
Running time
2017-05-02 until 2017-05-05 (4 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
First Level Crescents
Participants
44 subscribers, of which 37 have participated.
Results
Member
Adept Alaris Jinn
File submission
Marick.jpg
Placement
1st place
Member
Aedile Tali Sroka
File submission
4th_of_May_Tweets.docx
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Terran Koul
Member
Terran Koul
File submission
DCTweets.png
Textual submission

Let me know if you need these as separate files. Since it was a conversation, one image just seemed easier.

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Augur Windos
Member
Augur Windos
File submission
TwitterEntry.PNG
Textual submission

Please see the attached image for the full effect...

Grand Master Darth Pravus (@GMOTDJB)

Tweet #1:

Grand Master Report #47: Salary Statistics and Credit Taxes.
Read: http://bit.ly/2pXdxxL
incl pictures from the report (and the bit.ly link really takes you to the report.)

Tweet #2:

Suspected Jedi SYMPATHIZER Morgan Sorenn, who was somehow elected to my Council, is now calling me heavy handed. SAD!

Tweet #3:

Pravus/Kiast story complete fabrication by failing Holonet News. My stance on undesirables is steadfast. Odan-Urr will pay for the blockade!

sigh... undesirables misspelt in the image :(

Placement
4th place
5th place
Jasper Arlow
Member
Jasper Arlow
File submission
lGjkHe.png
Placement
5th place
Member
Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae
Textual submission

> @djbmav: ft%7$sE5$

*This tweet was later deleted by @djbmav after allegations of him tweeting his password to the holonet*

Placement
No placement
Member
Abadeer Taasii
Textual submission

@maythefistbewithyou says:
A steak pun is a rare medium well done

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer A'lora Kituri
Textual submission

@therealdarthpravus

Whoever's been tweeting "friendship is magic" from @thedarkcouncil, I've got a fresh fleet in orbit.
Ps. I do consider the "rainbow version" of the DC logo to be an act of war.

Placement
No placement
Member
Droveth Kathera Vectivi
Textual submission

@RE4Lmavvy just picked up my new face scrub - says 100% cleanse LOL! #notmybrotherhood

Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

@Captain_Morgan: Rumours of rum aboard my ship are greatly exaggerated! #It'sAllMine

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Submission
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Alara Deathbane
Textual submission

@xeniverse : For the last time, @therealdarthpravus , I had nothing to do with what happened on #Judecca. #aintapotato #wasntme #getyourdarthsright

Placement
No placement
Member
Silent
Submission
Silent opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Occultan Iacul
Textual submission

Darth Pravus - @theonlydarkgod

"Purge progress update #2, the Lightie scourge has been burnt away, going to round me up some former Grand Masters. Taldryan has been naughty lately. @jsttheoldman #purge #newtythonash"

Placement
No placement
Member
Headmistress Alethia Archenksova
Textual submission

@YeRouxEnter: Hey guys this is at tea. Voice typing is awesome. Now I can't wheat to all of my friends. Are kona in victor!

Placement
No placement
Member
Darth Renatus
Submission
Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

@cnsdefenderentar - Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar Naga Sadow Consul

"Ghosts can bite me. #CNS #NewTies"

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Halcyon
Textual submission

@Grumpy_Old_MAA (DP Howlader) tweets...

Hey? This thing on? What're you kids using this for? Back in my day we sent our messages by freighter!

Placement
No placement
Member
Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor
Submission
Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission

Twitter handle for Morgan Sorenn:@CrackMechanic

Tweet: @MarickTyris, I'm here because your people broke something. Now tell them to stop staring!

Placement
No placement
Member
Benn Nevis
Submission
Benn Nevis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Master Dracaryis
Textual submission

Pravus: @PlanetGlasser69 Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “DuckFace Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it… #notfunny #nomoreundesireables #iamaclosetlightie

Mav: @IamNOTtheWorst One day, I’ll be the GM. Then everyone will like me, right? #nottheworst #idontglassplanets #ilikebugs

Vyr: @KustomGraphix Stick figures are not art. #learntodraw

Howie: @IAmtheDJB Do you people realize I’m not ACTUALLY a panda? #ilikebeer #doallthethings

James: @Skynet So, I might have forgotten to pay the bill for the site this month. Temporary move to GeoCities.com. #oldschoolweb #iamsuremarkwillbehappy #stillbetterthantheEHsite

Wally: @WordsmithNYC Do I like swords and Shibas? You bet I do. #iammarriedtomydog #ihatesonyproducts #NYCRulez

Jac: @DJBJusticeLeague Were you injured in a CoJ settlement? Call J.C. Cotelin at 877-Credz-Now for your structured settlement. They are your credits, use them when you need them! #getthatmoney #igetapercentage #gottabuyastardestroyer

Farrin: @SchoolhouseRock For Sale: dusty old tomes labeled “Expanded Universe”. Leather-bound and smells of rich mahogany! #canononly #whoarethevong #learningisfun

Evant: @ArxMarketPlace: You want what we’ve got! Sales on Pazaak decks all week. Get “turbo” credit approval! #pazaakjokes #RNGesustakethewheel

Placement
No placement
Member
Arcia Cortel
File submission
Morgan_Tweet.png
Textual submission

Arcia Cortel, 3463

Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

@RegentsRusEvant - #Allyourpossesionsarebelongtome You will get no more possession without lots of cookies! Bribe me now!

Placement
No placement
Member
Edgar Drachen
Textual submission

@COUTurel just dropped my daughter off for her first day at the new Jedi Academy. So proud!
#Spacedad #who'scuttingtheonions

Placement
No placement
Member
Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Textual submission

Frosty Romanae Tarentae
@frostydasnowman

You can't be fired if you quit first! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C32R83ZWQAARZax.jpg
#stickittotheman

Placement
No placement
Member
Kookimarissia Mimosa-Inahj
Textual submission

Member: Howlader

Twitter handle: @throughapandaseyes

Tweet: Waiting in the bushes for a wild panda to appear... what was that? Nope just a cred-stick. Oh was THAT a panda? No?Now where did that cred-stick go? #oohshiny #pandahunting

Placement
No placement
Member
General Takota Okami
Textual submission

Turel Sorenn - @lightsideDad
Darth Pravus - @Inquistorius4lyf

@lightsideDad: Lets play a game of hide and seek @inquisitorius4lyf
#lotusrebellion #rememberNewTython #JediLyf

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Textual submission

@RegentTaelyan to the owner of the white YT-1300...you left your lights on.

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@XiesandtheBeast @GrayFang why did I recieve a datapad from "Marry" full of spring-loaded glitter?

@GrayFang It was a test, @XiesandtheBeast Given your department, I would think you would know this.

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@treelover @CNSadowSonje Do you still support the Grand Master?

@CNSadowSonje @treelover I don't really care for everything he's done, but he's the only one holding back the madness here. Rebelling, not cool...

@treelover @CNSadowSonje Holding back? He glassed a whole planet. He's slaughtering people. He's crazy, and he has to be stopped #RememberNewTython #TailsOut #WhiteLotus

@treelover @CNSadowSonje Even his own people think he's gone too far, why do you think this war is escalating? Look around you. If you only care when he vaporizes your home, you're part of the problem. #StandUp

@CNSadowSonje @treelover Jedi in glass starships shouldn't throw lightning. #OneBrotherhood

@SunshineLady @CNSadowSonje @treelover Boys, I love you both dearly, but if you don't stop blowing up my notifications, I'll go Renegade on both your butts

@treelover @SunshineLady C'MON sista, it's Dragon Age, not Mass Effect. @CNSadowSonje is totes a Fenris rip off

@SunshineLady @treelover Firstly, be nice. Secondly, I know what I'm quoting. And thirdly, Skyrim is better than both anyways. Goodnight.

@CNSadowSonje @SunshineLady @treelover now hold on, I'm not a rip off, it's just the design

@treelover @CNSadowSonje sure, buddy, sure. #I'mnotsayingheis #Buthesois

@treelover and @SunshineLady YOU JUST THINK THAT BECAUSE OF DOVAHKIINXDRAGON AND WE ALL KNOW IT

@SunshineLady @treelover THERE IS NO SUCH THING!

@treelover @SunshineLady tell is to the judge, sweetie #LHoJ #forthepeople #Tailsout #RememberNewTython #WhiteLotus #notalljedi

@CNSadowSonje @treelover oh my god, we get it, hashtags. This is why we're not allied with you!

@SunshineLady @CNSadowSonje oi! What did I say, mister? Nobody picks on my family or my allies #ohana

@treelover @SunshineLady #ohana is right

Placement
No placement
Member
Sage Enzo Dek
Textual submission

@GrandPravster
Just had a very open and successful Iron Legion get together. Professional rebels inspired by Clan Odan-Urr are rebelling. VERY UNFAIR!

@GrandPravster
The FAKE REBEL MEDIA is out of control. The @Holonet and @RepublicTimes are unreadable! Go read the @DarkVoice.

@GrandPravster
EmPOOrer Xen is the worst dictator we have ever seen! Literally gonna take your lightsabers away!

@GrandPravster
The certificate is FAKE! EmPOOrer Xen was definitely born on Yuuzhan'tar! Not on Coruscant!

@GrandPravster
Raidoner is a such a great guy. Does so much good work for the Iron Legion and the Dark Council.

@GrandPravster
Vyr Vorsa used a SECRET HOLOGRAPHIC SEVER illegally against the Justicar's wishes! #BurnHerUp! #BurnHerUp! #BurnHerUp!

Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair Chrome
Submission
Corsair Chrome opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Submission
Braecen Kaeth opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Raiheaux
File submission
CelebrationTweet_Justinios.png
Placement
No placement
Member
Lucine Vasano
File submission
May4tweet.doc
Placement
No placement
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

@howiethepanda: "Submission rejected"

Placement
No placement
Member
Maenaki Delavi'in
File submission
MayTheFourthTwatter.pdf
Placement
No placement
Member
Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

@ranarrthemanjarkul The Royal Bards, I mean Guards are seeing a decrease in members, however, the gaming submissions are on a high-rise, almost as high as certain weed smoking celebrities, as an increase in gamers are coming out of hibernation as spring comes to bloom.

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement