Competition: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Finished
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

In the same vein as Twitter's #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly, pick one movie from the Star Wars saga and submit your best worst explanation of it. Entries will be ranked based on their humor value.

Competition Information
Organized by
Terran Koul
Running time
2017-05-10 until 2017-05-31 (22 days)
Target Unit
Clan Arcona
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
6 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
Member
General Stres'tron'garmis
Textual submission

Star Wars Episode One:
Woman sticks to story when she can't explain her child, monks mistake him for a messiah figure

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Kelviin
Member
Kelviin
Textual submission

KELVIIN REVIEW A FORCE WAKEN

ROLLING ROBOT WAS SO CUTE
HOW IT BALANCE?
AM WANT MAKE ONE TOO
REMEMBER WHEN IT DO THUMB UP WITH FIRE HAHAHAHA
NOT SURE WHAT HUMAN WERE SAYING

5/5 STAR

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Sent from my datapad, please excuse any errors

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Adem Bol'era
Member
Adem Bol'era
Textual submission

A likable robot and a bunch of people whose names you probably won't remember without checking Wookieepedia die in variably ridiculous ways so Episode IV can happen.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Aedile Tali Sroka
Textual submission

Episode 1:

Gungan slapstick show, interrupted by brooding humans.

Placement
4th place