Competition: What you say? #6

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What you say? #6

Caption the following image. Entries will be graded on originality and humor. If particpation is less than 3 this competition will be extended up to 3 weeks before ending.

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Competition Information
Parent Competition
Tarentum: Driftwood 2017
Organized by
Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Running time
2017-06-14 until 2017-06-21 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Rey, "Zig, zag! Zig, zag!"
Finn, "No don't, run straight!"
Rey, "Why? We'll be easier to hit then."
Finn, "No we won't, run straight!"
Rey, "Tell me why?!"
Finn, "Trust me, I know Stormtroopers. They can't shoot straight!"

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Magik
Member
Magik
Textual submission

Rey, "run FN, thier shooting at us!. I'm not paying that bar tab!"

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Rax Von-Klug
Member
Rax Von-Klug
Textual submission

All I wanted was a Boston Cream Doughnut, the sign said Buy One, Take One

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Zyron Kael
Member
Zyron Kael
Textual submission

This new Baywatch movie isn't bad!

Placement
4th place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Run like you stole something!

Placement
5th place