Competition: What you say? #10

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What you say? #10

Caption the following image. Entries will be graded on originality and humor. If particpation is less than 3 this competition will be extended up to 3 weeks before ending.

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Competition Information
Parent Competition
Tarentum: Driftwood 2017
Organized by
Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Running time
2017-08-12 until 2017-08-19 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
3 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Han, "Crap! The Great Escape didn't work."
Leia, "Well, I told you so."
Luke, "Han, I thought you said these ridiculous clothes would work!"

Placement
1st place
Member
Warlord Pel Tarentae
Textual submission

Mark and Harrison, sorry, but you'll have to find your own dates for tonight, TK-378 is the only one for me!

Placement
2nd place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

"Clearly I'm no match for your level of ignorance."

Placement
3rd place