Competition: Maximum Brevity Series X: Through Mostynn's Eyes

Andrelious and Kooki's young son, Mostynn, is now two and a half months old, but the world is still a mysterious, wonderful, and sometimes scary place.

In 250 words or less, write about a typical event, told from Mostynn's point of view. Does he meet your character? Does he reach a milestone? Or does he simply sleep through it all?

Will be graded on originality.

Tip: Pretty flexible as to what qualifies here, but don't include any kind of formula milk. ;)